by V8MOFO » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:02 am
Sounds like you are right! We have a winner.
Here are my random words...
A man came out of his home to admire his new truck.
To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck.
The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment.
When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.
When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, " Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?"
Anger is seldom without argument but seldom with a good one.
Fact of the day: I have only updated my fact of the day on time, Three times.