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Postby Dell'Orto » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:22 pm

Lith wrote:
Dell'Orto wrote:No but seriously, I can see where Akane is coming from....rolling road dynos do give you a figure at the wheels, which is good for comparing before and after mods. ie bragging rights


Could just use this? http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=80&max=410&col=5&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

A little bit less accurate again than hub dynos, but faster and cheaper.


$&#$% yes, I went from 232thp to 408thp just like that.
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Postby JustinSpiderholden » Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:40 pm

Dell'Orto wrote:
Lith wrote:
Dell'Orto wrote:No but seriously, I can see where Akane is coming from....rolling road dynos do give you a figure at the wheels, which is good for comparing before and after mods. ie bragging rights


Could just use this? http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=80&max=410&col=5&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

A little bit less accurate again than hub dynos, but faster and cheaper.


$&#$% yes, I went from 232thp to 408thp just like that.


damn must have gone to tricky tune
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Postby Akane » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:47 pm

Al wrote:Akane needs a high reading dyno because his mr2 can't pull the numbers on the track :wink:


LOL come on you know the track is broken, I got the same times with both 124kw and 218kw.

Still won honda vs toyota 2005 C4 class tho, so it's not all just about the kw reading like other people thinks.

Besides if I want a dyno queen, I would've gotten a GT3071R, install my Gen 3 Map sensor, new injectors, game over (well sort of, gotta have a fat wallet for that kind of stunt)
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Postby Adamal » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:45 pm

In other news, the new title for this thread is awesome.
Motorsport is like sex. You could take it to track and have a long, enjoyable session, or you could take it to the strip and get it over with in less than 20 seconds.
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Postby h8wrxs » Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:14 pm

seriously 5 pages, i think this argument has gone far enough eh
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Postby Bling » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:15 pm

It didn't even make it past page one before the dyno queens got their teeth into it :lol: :twisted:
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Postby saft » Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:47 pm

Dyno queens sign in here? :lol:

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Postby sark.inc » Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:12 pm

Akane wrote:
Al wrote:Akane needs a high reading dyno because his mr2 can't pull the numbers on the track :wink:


LOL come on you know the track is broken, I got the same times with both 124kw and 218kw.


my first guess would be the track is not broken, the problem lies in between the seat and steering wheel. :)
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Postby Lith » Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:37 pm

saft wrote:Dyno queens sign in here? :lol:


Oi, you - Nooo!!!!
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Postby Akane » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:37 pm

sark.inc wrote:
Akane wrote:
Al wrote:Akane needs a high reading dyno because his mr2 can't pull the numbers on the track :wink:


LOL come on you know the track is broken, I got the same times with both 124kw and 218kw.


my first guess would be the track is not broken, the problem lies in between the seat and steering wheel. :)


Sure do, honduh Type R's was running mid to late 15's.........

Oh and I don't have much experience at meremere, only managed to rank 6th (or was it 4th) in NZPC nightwars back in early 2000's at one stage, then I called it quits.

Or 13.4 with full trim, 15" G'Grids and a factory CT26 and intercooler.

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Postby Al » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:39 pm

When I grow up Akane I want to be as cool as you :oops:
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Postby Akane » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:42 pm

Al wrote:When I grow up Akane I want to be as cool as you :oops:


The moment you lay your eyes on me, you already are as cool as me :oops:
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Postby RomanV » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:57 pm

But what if I get hot flushes when I see you?
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Postby Akane » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:55 pm

RomanV wrote:But what if I get hot flushes when I see you?


Means you have a 50/50 chance of having babies.
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