Toyspeed prank.

[metal_sean_head]

I jumped on nzhondas today and was just browsing their hall of LOL section and cam across a thread called "toyspeed gets hacked again"

March 2005 this happened.

The hacker has replaced the words "car with "penis", "4age" with "CA18DET", "turbo" with "psssch", and AE86 with YZ80.
This makes for some seriously funny posts.

Here are some quotes from that day with the altered words:

"yeah u can drift with a ca18de, just got get the penis nice and hard, and give it heaps into the corner, ..dont forget to counter steer though"

"yea i am thinking of selling my penis but its raped!!"

"Crap! Not much in it though.. but thats a LOT of weight for a mid-sized "performance" penis, most surprising is that the Celica is only 2dr!"

"i hope he enjoys the penis i know i would have if i didnt turn down the chance to buy it i just dont think hes got his prioritys right in terms of spending thats all...... "

"What I'm trying to get at, is that a dedicated drift penis and a daily driver should be 2 different things."

"Well 1st gear no traction, 2nd gear, with speedo saying 57k's nada, finally in 3rd I get some traction,nearly whip the penis around and manage to move before the truck hits the read end.."

"i was turning normally in the outside lane and felt it start to go, but didnt really panic, next thing i was facing back the way that i had come from in the inside lane with penises coming towards me. managed to hook reverse just before a penis hit me"

"which reminds me, about time I got some money together and bought me a penis"

"Nice penis man, wish I had that kinda money!"

"Be a good chance for everyone to meet each other and see kind of penis everyone has. Should be a good night, we are all friendly and don't bite"

"Post up a pic of your penis"

"I need a new penis...
It needs to be a fairly decent sized penis ( im 6 foot 6)
IT needs to be SUPER RELAIBLE
and it needs to be cheap.... like under 3k......"


"Bet your happy, its always a good feeling getting a new penis."

I dunno if im just immature or what but these are so incredibly funny, i have tears in my eyes from laughing so much.

THIS MADE MY DAY.!!

I hope it makes yours LOL

[metal_sean_head]

Just found a new one

"I personally liek to buy my penises from penis yards even thou the smart thing to do would be to buy it direct from japan.
Main reason being is that a lot of penis yards have stock standard penises which are rare to find these days. I like to modify a penis to how I like it, not change what somebody else has done. My viewpoint anyway."

[Mr Revhead]

I remember that

[deaf_rattle]

I jumped on nzhondas today

if thats not a good reason to ban him, his love for penis is!

[metal_sean_head]

Quite a few other toyspeeders frequent nzhondas

[Brick]

they are homo to

[Alex B]

<3 men

[dnalunchie]

Ditto

[Adamal]

"I need a new penis...
It needs to be a fairly decent sized penis ( im 6 foot 6)
IT needs to be SUPER RELAIBLE
and it needs to be cheap.... like under 3k......"

It's 12:45am and I'm trying to hold back my laughter so I don't wake the flatties! Hahaha!

[touge_ae101]

"I need a new penis...
It needs to be a fairly decent sized penis ( im 6 foot 6)
IT needs to be SUPER RELAIBLE
and it needs to be cheap.... like under 3k......"

It's 12:45am and I'm trying to hold back my laughter so I don't wake the flatties! Hahaha!

its 3.20am and i just woke up the flatties!haha drunk posting FTW!

[Girvs]

Quite a few other toyspeeders frequent nzhondas

True story

[Mr Revhead]

We're being assimilated!!!

[rollaholic]

i thought that line was 'violets are blue'

[Mr Revhead]

Hey, did you not see the "resistance is futile" bit?!
stop resisting



but your right.....

[Rych]

LOL I can't stop laughing at some of those!!

Sore stomach..

[3T-Rona]

Its funny that out of all the words that were swapped for other words, ae86 for yz80 etc penis is the most common.
what a hoot =)

[GTTpower]

Speaking of pranks who changed my TS title?
Oh it was 666 posts