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Alive or dead?
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Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:54 pmby zEpHyRiNe
Something thats been err... 'discussed'.
So, is cheese alive or dead? Do you think it watches you eat it? Does it scream while your chewing? Opinions??
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Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:57 pmby Gadget
I think Pies' post-whoredness is oozing thru us all in the house... Cheese is.... alive... it grows.... try asking your cheese how its day was? See. You think it stays in the fridge don't you. hmm. Think outside the pentagon.
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Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:00 pmby PumpN
Gadget wrote: Think outside the pentagon.
the pentagon owns me, and now im too scared to sleep even tho i really need to .... incase ..... the cheese ..... its coming for me ...... it will stab me in my sleep
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Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:03 pmby jr007
Well if it's alive, but not concious, can it have a concience?
If not, can it piss on itself before you eat it, jus to get one back?
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Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:08 pmby Pies
its alive
ITS ALIIIIIIIVVVVEEE!!!!
and its building a cheese army to KILL US ALL!!!!!!
no one is safe, we must revert, revert to processed cheese! go to your fridge and destroy all of your cheesey products and replace them with processed cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!! you know, the one that comes in the fire engine... that stuff was cool
Gadget wrote:I think Pies' post-whoredness is oozing thru us all in the house...
u love it when i ooze thru your house dont you ben
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Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:19 pmby PumpN
this
kinda looks like this
coincidence? i think not
and why the hell am i comparing the nazi war machine to a cheese making operation .... im loosing it .... need sleep really badly
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Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:10 amby jr007
I have fire engine packed cheese in my fridge, my kids love it. They know it's not real cheese, but at least it doesn't try to tear out of their stomachs like one of those alien type thingees that Sigorny Weaver killed.
I think cheese could be nastier than those aliens if it decided to rebel. I've seen some bad ass mofo cheeses in my time.
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Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:18 amby M R 2 Mk1
aaarrrggghhhh attack of the killer cheese
of course cheese is alive
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Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:03 pmby Ebola_One
Where's the "yummy" option? I cheese.... uhhh...
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Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:56 pmby MYSTKL
aaaahhhhhhhhhhh what the hell its alive
*does a cheese dance*
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Wed Feb 11, 2004 5:37 pmby diss7
La-femme wrote:aaaahhhhhhhhhhh what the hell its alive
*does a dick cheese dance*
You love it.
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Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:02 pmby Simon K
Bacteria is your friend...
Blue Brie...Alive and kicking...mmmmm...
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Sun Feb 22, 2004 8:05 amby PumpN
cheeese ......... bahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! *runs and hides*
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/8/
its true, its all true
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Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:23 amby zEpHyRiNe
Ahahahahahahaaahaha...
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Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:06 amby flygt4
be afraid be very afraid.id be more scared of nutty TS'ers than cheese.the amount of paranoia is concerning
its definately alive tho , i thought i heard it scream.....
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Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:43 pmby CHOMPA
Its hella alive!! I have smoked cheese on my daily sandwiches and subway... Cheese forever.
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Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:33 pmby Banga69
cheese is alive, isnt it a fungi?
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Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:39 pmby PumpN
Banga69 wrote:cheese is alive, isnt it a fungi?
i wont make any fun guy jokes
its curds from milk, dryed out and infected with lovely bacteria