by geishaboy » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:34 pm
I've got the kind of phone that plugs into the wall. When you make a call to someone it runs through a line in the ground and you are instantly connected to the other phone you have called.
Its a nifty invention and it has been around for years and here is the best part, it costs only a fraction of a cellphone to call soemone. THATS RIGHT! Instead of paying fifty million dollars a minute to call someone who lives down the road and could probably hear you if you walked outside your house and yelled really loud, you can simply call them on your new phone and be rest assured that you bank account will be safe.
No longer will you have to spend countless hours figuring out what "he bab wnt 2 go at 4 smecks wif TAP ME 2nit? shi s lus!" Because when you call someone and the recieve the call you are actually TALKING to them, thats right, talking! Talking has been around for a long time and is quickly becoming one of the most used communication methods around the globe. So why dont you give this talking ago instead of texting random people you dont know and abusing people you have never met. you might just enjoy it!
Tierd of having to go down to the store and getting pre paid cards from hairy sweaty dairy owners named Habisha? No worries! A bill will be automatically sent right to your letterbox. Thats right you fat $$%, no longer will have to do that walk of shame down to you local corner store with all the local girls laughing at you because you have run out of air time and smell funny.
Now YOU TOO can own this miricle invention! Thats right for an unlimited time only you can purchase one of these amazing machines, why not? You brought that wonder mop of the home shopping network didnt you? There is no need to worry, this deal is as legitimate and as tight as TAP ME*
Simply drop down to your local warehouse or telecom outlet and pick up one of these revolutionary systems for less that the price of a cell phone!
Be in quick, this deal cant be beat!
*What are you joking me? Sex with TAP ME is like throwing a suasage down a hallway, loose!
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I hate cellphones. TXT messaging is systematically destroying humanity as we know it.