The Hoff at his best

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Which did you like 'The Hoff in better?

'Knightrider' featuring the Hoff with a cool car
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70%
'Baywatch' with the Hoff surrounded by babes al lthe time
12
21%
Neither - i lead a deluded childhood in the basement...
5
9%
 
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Postby HZRDIZ » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:32 pm

Here at Toyspeed its what the members think that matters..
As a fellow Hoff worshipper who liekd what better? For you younger members of Toyspeed, Knightrider was about a car 'KITT' that talked and had a mind of its own (which is pretty cool) or Baywatch which had 'The Hoff' getting laid by beautiful lifeguards (including the males) in every episode...

So which was better??
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Postby Adamal » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:34 pm

Kightrider.

KITT was less fake than most of the women in Baywatch.
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Postby pervert » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:45 pm

Baywatch by far, Hass the Hoff made that show what it was, well apart from the hotties... :lol:
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Postby Mr Revhead » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:51 pm

why a poll? its knightrider.... baywatch was just.... well crap.
but i did watched it with the sound off, candles lit and some barry white playing.....
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Postby marlboro » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:01 pm

Knightrider for me! :D
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Postby pervert » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:02 pm

Not everyone likes cars over girls... :lol:

Half our members are straight apparently... 8)
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Postby marlboro » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:06 pm

...... come to think of it, Baywatch wasn't so bad on mute........ :D :D
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Postby Mr Revhead » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:07 pm

as mentioned above, KITT was more real than the girls from baywatch :lol:
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Postby Dell'Orto » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:16 pm

Gotta love those nutcrusher jeans :lol:

But yeah, Knightrider for sure, KITT rocked when I was a young fella
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Postby no_8wire » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:50 pm

Since hes in both, the supporting actors are what decided my vote....
KITT ALL THE WAY!
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Postby pervert » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:55 pm

Haha, well there is a midget involved, maybe Knight Rider isn't so bad... :lol:

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Postby HZRDIZ » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:00 pm

Midget: *How does he fit his balls in there?*

I think the midget is infatuated with them..

Talking about midgets i saw a little umpa loompah the otehr night in town. He was in Starz *shudders*
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Postby V8MOFO » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:46 pm

pervert wrote:Not everyone likes cars over girls... :lol:

Half our members are straight apparently... 8)


haha :lol:
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Postby pervert » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:47 pm

V8MOFO wrote:
pervert wrote:Not everyone likes cars over girls... :lol:

Half our members are straight apparently... 8)


haha :lol:


Unfortunately that figure is much below half now... :cry:
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Postby B1NZ » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:28 pm

What about his Cameo in "eurotrip"?

Seriously if you havent seen that movie do it now!
If you like hot chick nudity and funny movies i guarantee you'll love it!
Produced by the same people as road trip for memory - i think its better, and has a song at the start that wont leave your head for weeks.....

Scotty doesnt know.......... haha :wink:
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Postby Truenotch » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:33 pm

What about his cameo in 'Spongebob the movie' :lol:
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Postby HZRDIZ » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:53 pm

Or dodgeball
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Postby UTERUS » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:50 pm

I have the knightrider ringtone, thus KITT gets my vote.
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Postby Adamal » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:06 pm

4age_aw11_ae86 wrote:What about his cameo in 'Spongebob the movie' :lol:


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Postby pervert » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:35 pm

B1NZ wrote:What about his Cameo in "eurotrip"?

Seriously if you havent seen that movie do it now!
If you like hot chick nudity and funny movies


You fail to mention the amount of naked men in it... :?

From the producers of Old School, as well...
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