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You find a dead person in your house....
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:52 pmby Malcolm
I'm sorry if this seems a bit crass, but I think the question is good nonetheless, which is more powerful, your bodily functions or a dead guy?
As a side question to those who would go and use the toilet first, what if the dead guy is ON the toilet?
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:55 pmby Malcolm
haha I really can't decide if this is over the top or not....hopefully the powers that be see the underlying question, rather than potty talk
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:56 pmby EVL GSXR
Piss in the sink then
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:04 pmby Malcolm
what if it's not piss you need to do.....? Outside on the lawn maybe?
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:08 pmby Fraud
I'd probably crap my daks seeing a dead guy in MY house!
Regardless of whether I needed to or not.
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:11 pmby wde_bdy
Go to your neighbours house for a crap, and get them to ring the cops while you defile their facilities.
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:13 pmby scope
i think finding a dead person in your house would quickly remove the thoughts of you needing to use the toilet
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:14 pmby Malcolm
it's not a matter of thinking about needing to use the toilet, it's the point where it's coming no matter what, if you're not on the toilet when it comes, it's on the ground...
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:30 pmby HELBND
wheres the "piss yourself in fright cause theres a dead guy in youre house" option?
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:33 pmby pervert
Just lay the cable in the sink anyway...
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:37 pmby zEpHyRiNe
I think I would pee/poop first, and try and compose something coherent to say on the call to the proper authorities, that didn't come out as "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*sits on floor and rocks back and forth*"
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:48 pmby 2LTR Rona
scope wrote:i think finding a dead person in your house would quickly remove the thoughts of you needing to use the toilet
Exactly
By the time you realise its a dead body you've got a whole lot of new cr@p to worry about let alone worrying about the previous cr@p
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:24 pmby EVL GSXR
pervert wrote:Just lay the cable in the sink anyway...
Bahahahahaha
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:28 pmby mr pad
purple_beasty wrote:Go to your neighbours house for a crap, and get them to ring the cops while you defile their facilities.
Satisfying.
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:28 pmby gurutasker
Where's the 'Add the body to the pile down your back yard, and then take a dump) option? Im sure everyone's got a few lyeing around...
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:53 pmby Carlos
Sad thing is you are already a suspect of foul play if some random is dead in your house. Who are they? Why are they there? Will they wake up while you are having a crap and move???
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:27 pmby Malcolm
Carlos wrote:Sad thing is you are already a suspect of foul play if some random is dead in your house. Who are they? Why are they there? Will they wake up while you are having a crap and move???
That gives me a brilliant idea for a prank! Feed one of your mates until he's dying to crap, get someone to pretend to be dead in their house (use fake blood and stuff), then while the person is taking a sh*te, get the "dead guy" to open the door and scream at him! haha would be scary as hell!
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:45 pmby mr pad
All_Fours wrote:That gives me a brilliant idea for a prank! Feed one of your mates until he's dying to crap, get someone to pretend to be dead in their house (use fake blood and stuff), then while the person is taking a sh*te, get the "dead guy" to open the door and scream at him! haha would be scary as hell!
He might shit himself......
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:44 pmby RS13
mr pad wrote:He might sh*t himself......
Hah, well.. he's certainly well-placed then, isn't he?
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Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:04 pmby BlakJak
Wheres the option for 'confirm hes dead, THEN go hit the loo, THEN call 111'?
