Auckland Toyspeed Golf - Where do you want to play?
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:55 pmOk, also added to the poll are the following courses: (Listed here as I can't edit the 'tick boxes' above).
Waitakere Golf Course : $35 (18 holes)
Waiuku Golf Course : $25 (18 holes)
Huapai Golf Course : $45 (18 holes)
Ok, kids to make things easier to organise, and to lessen the whinging and moaning I have decided to put it to the people as to where we should play...
Toyspeed's 1st Annual Drunken Golf Tournament
Please Vote for which venue you would like to play at, just bear in mind the costs and location which best suits you.
I will be organising the tee off time but the date will be:
Sunday 25th September
The Offical rules are as follows:
Rules of Drunken Golf:
1: All Players must adhere to the ‘Rules Of The Course’, otherwise we will be kicked out….again.
2: All Players must bring sufficient alcohol to last at least 9 holes of Golf. Or some other beverage if the Player has no Sober Driver to drive him/her home.
3: Proper Attire must be worn. E.g: Grampa hats, woolly jumpers/polo shirts, pants with socks pulled up/over them. This Rule is optional, but bl#@dy funny.
4: No Player may carry their clubs. Either bring a trolley, golf cart or caddy.
5: If you are using a golf cart, then this must be piloted by a sober driver. Or someone that can still see straight.
6: One bottle must be consumed per hole played, otherwise extra penalities will be imposed e.g; downtrails, wedgies etc.
7: Penalities for playing well are as follows:
Hole in One – 3 bottle Scull
Eagle – 2 bottle Scull
Birdie – 1 bottle Scull
Par – Scull
9 shots or more for the hole – finish your bottle. (You should have done that it that time anyway ya pisshead.)
8: Hitting the ball into the Out Of Bounds – Compulsory Scull.
9: Loss of ball – Not counted as 2 shots but Compulsory Scull applies.
10: Anyone who fails to hit their ball past the Ladies Tee – Compulsory Scull.
11: No hitting with a Driver off the Fairway unless you are sober.
12: No hitting your Sober Caddy on the Fairway with your Driver. Does not apply if caddy is drunk and in the way.
13: No playing with another players ball, or balls for that matter.
14: No lying down on the Fairway, even if you are completely drunk.
15: No standing on another players ball, or balls if Rule #14 has been broken.
16: No pissing around while others are waiting to have their go, like at pool!! You two know who you are!
17: Rules only apply to Players, not caddies. Rule #16 applies to all!!!
Other rules can be made up and applied on the day, if all players agree to them.
Waitakere Golf Course : $35 (18 holes)
Waiuku Golf Course : $25 (18 holes)
Huapai Golf Course : $45 (18 holes)
Ok, kids to make things easier to organise, and to lessen the whinging and moaning I have decided to put it to the people as to where we should play...
Toyspeed's 1st Annual Drunken Golf Tournament
Please Vote for which venue you would like to play at, just bear in mind the costs and location which best suits you.
I will be organising the tee off time but the date will be:
Sunday 25th September
The Offical rules are as follows:
Rules of Drunken Golf:
1: All Players must adhere to the ‘Rules Of The Course’, otherwise we will be kicked out….again.
2: All Players must bring sufficient alcohol to last at least 9 holes of Golf. Or some other beverage if the Player has no Sober Driver to drive him/her home.
3: Proper Attire must be worn. E.g: Grampa hats, woolly jumpers/polo shirts, pants with socks pulled up/over them. This Rule is optional, but bl#@dy funny.
4: No Player may carry their clubs. Either bring a trolley, golf cart or caddy.
5: If you are using a golf cart, then this must be piloted by a sober driver. Or someone that can still see straight.
6: One bottle must be consumed per hole played, otherwise extra penalities will be imposed e.g; downtrails, wedgies etc.
7: Penalities for playing well are as follows:
Hole in One – 3 bottle Scull
Eagle – 2 bottle Scull
Birdie – 1 bottle Scull
Par – Scull
9 shots or more for the hole – finish your bottle. (You should have done that it that time anyway ya pisshead.)
8: Hitting the ball into the Out Of Bounds – Compulsory Scull.
9: Loss of ball – Not counted as 2 shots but Compulsory Scull applies.
10: Anyone who fails to hit their ball past the Ladies Tee – Compulsory Scull.
11: No hitting with a Driver off the Fairway unless you are sober.
12: No hitting your Sober Caddy on the Fairway with your Driver. Does not apply if caddy is drunk and in the way.
13: No playing with another players ball, or balls for that matter.
14: No lying down on the Fairway, even if you are completely drunk.
15: No standing on another players ball, or balls if Rule #14 has been broken.
16: No pissing around while others are waiting to have their go, like at pool!! You two know who you are!
17: Rules only apply to Players, not caddies. Rule #16 applies to all!!!
Other rules can be made up and applied on the day, if all players agree to them.
