no christmas is great, it means i get a month away from the muthafuckin, peice of shit, cum guzzling, cock juggling, c**t face, dont give a shit about its soldiers, no lube anal fisting army
(sorry i have alot of pent up anger and authority issues) and get to see all of my family, drink all my dads free alcohol, and to top it off i spend it all at lake benmore away from all of the bulshit that is city life with hot chizzys in bikinis and other almost x rated clothing articles and did i mention the free piss
now what could be better than that
oh and i almost forgot about the presents