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Another important question.

I'm sure if I was drunk, I would not notice an earthquake

When you're drunk, the earth wobbles below you.

When you're in an earthquake, the earth wobbles below you too.

When you combine the two, they cancel each other out!

You get all of the advantages of being drunk (Smooth with the ladies, good dancer, good singer, brave enough to do stupid things) Without any of the penalties! (loss of basic balance and coordination)

You would become the ultimate badass.

RomanV wrote:When you're drunk, the earth wobbles below you.

When you're in an earthquake, the earth wobbles below you too.

When you combine the two, they cancel each other out!

You get all of the advantages of being drunk (Smooth with the ladies, good dancer, good singer, brave enough to do stupid things) Without any of the penalties! (loss of basic balance and coordination)

You would become the ultimate badass.

Thats how i see it.. plus if it's a bad earthquake, and you're drunk enough, you may be able to sleep though the clean up

but if you get the phasing wrong it would double the effect.....



kiki has a good plan there

Haha, either sober or coma me out.

Hah, I'd like to see an Earthquake in Hamilton ^_^

K<^-^>E

nice thread ressurection guys

man this was well thought out