I can't believe people like that pompous git!
I'd love to throw him and Keiichi Tsuchiya take a car around a track and a road mission, come back and tell me about it. Keiichi would actually tell a performance car enthusiast what they want to know about the performance, as well as tell people not into cars what they want to know about how it drives - he won't make shit up for entertainment value, and the whole time will be more entertaining.
If I wanted to watch someone for sheer entertainment sake - Jeremy Clarkson would be pretty far down my list of hosts I'd pick to entertain me. I'd get more laughs going into my lounge and talking to my flatmate. I watch Top Gear because there are some nice cars on it.
Guess what I voted for