what beer do you drink?

[pervert]

I think it is due to an overpopulation of 4th form students on our forum.

[Tablets]

what's the premium beer? they're all crap, thats the point.

if i was gonna pick an 'elite' beer it would be corona. but alas, it is not there, therefore tui becomes the next best thing...

does anyone drink those midori illlusions shakers? (chicks drink ) man those things get you rotten when they're coming one after the other after the other

[levin_it_large]

tablets y did u make this poll and not add any of the decent beers then?

[Al]

Why is there only 4 votes for Steinlager

I got a doz sitting in the fridge for this weekend

[pervert]

Why is there only 4 votes for Steinlager

I got a doz sitting in the fridge for this weekend

Awww c'mon, only a dozen...thats a bit soft.

Steiny's used to rock, until Liquor King got a huge supply of 15 pack's in, and sold them off for $19.95 each, a few weeks and 20 odd boxes later, I'm not so keen...

My Liquor King card point's balance loved it though...

[kingcorolla]

mmmm beer, the only alcohol i buy.

When i am broke, (most of the time), Ill get a 5L of DB.

Feelin a little special, ill grab a dozen of Flame.

And when my wallets feelin like donald trumps, ill grab a doz of Corona. Then go across the road and grab a lemon from the dairy.

But variety is the spice of life so sometimes i just get what i feel.

Im not voting, due to all the controvercy

[pervert]

At Easter, I indulged in a Double-Stout Chocolate beer...

Well, that was until I tasted it...

[zEpHyRiNe]

I'm a spirit drinker, although if the occasion calls for it, Tui or Corona.
Dad drinks Speights, which has put me off it slightly

[GeT RoToR'D]

i like stein-red-heina-lager

[GeT RoToR'D]

o yea SERABABY now your so owned that you cant drink cos you a bad drunk! dont make me bust out some storys!

[B ROWDY]

o yea SERABABY now your so owned that you cant drink cos you a bad drunk! dont make me bust out some storys!

You wouldnt, or I could bust out a few of my own! Mwuah ha ha!

[Dr-X]

My beer fridge is always stocked fully with premium beers. It's entirely steinlager at the moment, with it being $20 for a 15 box and all.

[Luthos the Dragon]

While I was working at The Alamo Bar in Hamilton, before it got closed down, it became tradition to drink Speights Old Dark after work despite the fact that none of us actually liked it! Why is there such an abundance of Tui drinkers? Is it age, university students or just that a lot of people actually like the taste as opposed to the fact that it is fairly cheap to buy? If anyone can track down the personality type list associated with each type of beer, would be good to see. I will have a look myself now.

[pervert]

My beer fridge is always stocked fully with premium beers. It's entirely steinlager at the moment, with it being $20 for a 15 box and all.

Haha, that deal's been going since New Years, when will it end???

[Luthos the Dragon]

KIWI BEER RATINGS
BACK

DB Draught, Lion Brown

Value - 4/5 - Mid priced beer fairly much mainstream and has got much of the national market by the balls.

Taste - 3/5 - Nice smooth beer goes down well but will more than likely bloat you more than an arseful of oxygen.

Personality - Average Joe - Mainly working class and a high consumption beer drinker. Will probably have tried a lot of beers but will remain faithful to one much like your women.

Canterbury Draught, Speight's

Value - 4/5 - Fairly much the same but the advent of the Speights 5 litre keg has revolutionised the market. God bless them.

Taste - 4/5 - Bloody nice really, certainly moistens those taste buds and primes you up for a big night on the piss.

Personality - Southern Man - You're most likely hard working and one of the lads. Women are your life only second to Rugby. You can't be seen at a Christchurch or Dunedin sporting event without a can of these beers in your hand.

Lion Red, DB Bitter

Value - 4/5 - If you like cheap beer by the keg full, then this is your go. Is often pretty cheap because it tastes like shit.

Taste - 2/5 - If you like Auckland tap water then this is the expensive and more lethal version. If your drunk and can't find anything better to drink, then your life is in your own hands.

Personality - Once Were Warriors - If you've seen the movie you'll know what I'm talking about. A few too many of these and you'll be enjoying the luxurious surrounds of a police lock-up. Caution these beers are not sponsored by Family Support Services.

Steinlager, DB Export

Value - 2/5 - If you drink in moderation and want to pay the same amount for a coma's worth of other beer, here you go. This beer is for gold card owners exclusively.

Taste - 3/5 - Quite tasty and so it god damn should be for the price you pay. If you're looking to get shitfaced on this stuff, you need the services of a financial advisor because you've got too much money.

Personality - Every Man's Dream- You have cellphone, yacht, a box at Eden Park at more than likely a buxom blonde on the arm. Either that or you're a try-hard wannabe who is drinking this stuff to impress you're female office executive.



The Hard Stuff

Vodka ,Gin

Value - Standard, $30-$40 bucks a bottle unless you're cheap and go for the nail-polish remover imposters.

Taste - Petrol, Meths, Turps, they've all got the edge on this shit. I'm afraid if you've resorted to drinking this stuff you should have had the lead role on Leaving Las Vegas.

Personality - Country Club Lady - Although Bond has the odd Vodka Martini, no man will ever measure up to him so give up the charade. This liquor is better left for women because let's face it they've never had good taste.

Rum, Bourbon

Value - Standard as well. Even the cheap stuff tastes better than Vodka & Gin.

Taste - Harsh but refreshing. You can't get that furry tongue feel with any other spirits. My pick of the bunch and is most likely not to KO you early in the night.

Personality - Average Joe - Often a soft beer drinker who gets bloated easily. Will probably think that because your sucking on a Bourbon that your are the hardest bastard in the room and that no-one will mess with you.

Scotch Whiskey

Value - Get out the credit card because these babies are expensive. However if you drink this stuff like a fish and don't appreciate its fine qualities, you're wasting your dough.

Taste - Bring me a glass of water please. This stuff is like liquid fire pouring down your throat.

Personality - Mr Class - Men like this don't come around often. They're probably the types who sit alone in a bar and are fending off multitudes of gorgeous women because they just don't have the time. If not your most probably an alcoholic bum lying in a gutter.

Miscellaneous

Shakers, Shooters

Value - Extensive range and a variety of tastes but well worth a sample. Best value when a mate has broken up with his girlfriend and needs to be written off quickly.

Taste - Fruity, milky to the down right disgusting you get them all. It doesn't really matter you still look all class.

Personality - Trendy Clubbers - Most likely in a group and need a shaker to grab the attention of the chicks in the room.

Alcoholic Soda

Value - Not on for a male to be spending money on a drink like this when a litre of beer costs the same. Any male drinking one of those will have their sexuality questioned.

Taste - Quite tasty but a males drinking heritage only allows him to drink the bitterest stuff available.

Personality - Sensitive New Age Guy - Most likely drinking this because it tastes good not looks good. This means that you are very secure with your identity or are out with a group of chicks.

[pervert]

What a waste of a post...

[0TNIC]

What a waste of a post...

so is that and this!

at least it was related to the topic....


WHERES THE TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr-X]

That beer guide is so wrong in so many ways. How can you put DB above lion red, and on par with the permiums for taste?

And you dont exactly need to be Donald Trump to afford premium beer, it's only a few dollars more per doz

[0TNIC]

That beer guide is so wrong in so many ways. How can you put DB above lion red, and on par with the permiums for taste?

And you dont exactly need to be Donald Trump to afford premium beer, it's only a few dollars more per doz

people have differnt tastes. i dont know who did that guide but im sure it was published after much thought and drunkeness hehe what u mite think is the best beer the next mite think its the worst.

[Dr-X]

Taste comes into it, but where the hell does this come from:

Personality - Every Man's Dream- You have cellphone, yacht, a box at Eden Park at more than likely a buxom blonde on the arm. Either that or you're a try-hard wannabe who is drinking this stuff to impress you're female office executive.

WTF? I drink premiums because they're the best tasting beers. Cheap beer tastes cheap, simple as that.