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by **THA SHZ** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:10 am

Gemms wrote:hehe yeah they are expensive but cant you use them morethan once?
that also sounds rather dodge
i say less rubbers more action as long as it aint std action its fine

wot severly tortured dik action ? :lol:

by **Gemms** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:20 pm

Lunchie wrote:
Gemms wrote:hehe yeah they are expensive but cant you use them morethan once?
that also sounds rather dodge
i say less rubbers more action as long as it aint std action its fine

Yeah funny thing about that is that new research to come out of a harverd uni study has shown that using a condom only reduces the chances of transmitting std's (including aids) by 30-40% over not using a condom... and thats only if the condom was used perfectly with regards to handling and close contact before the actual act..... scary stuff really......

My mum's a Doctor and so brings this sh*t home all the time and loves to put it under my keys or mp3 player...subtle... very subtle lol

hehe well at lest now we all know that if we wanna shag you we will be well protected and safe from all the lil buggies :lol:

by **Gemms** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:22 pm

THA SHZ wrote:
Gemms wrote:hehe yeah they are expensive but cant you use them morethan once?
that also sounds rather dodge
i say less rubbers more action as long as it aint std action its fine

wot severly tortured dik action ?

god i hope so

Santa's TardMe Listings · by **Santa'sBoostinSleigh** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:07 pm

Lunchie wrote:
Gemms wrote:hehe yeah they are expensive but cant you use them morethan once?
that also sounds rather dodge
i say less rubbers more action as long as it aint std action its fine

Yeah funny thing about that is that new research to come out of a harverd uni study has shown that using a condom only reduces the chances of transmitting std's (including aids) by 30-40% over not using a condom... and thats only if the condom was used perfectly with regards to handling and close contact before the actual act..... scary stuff really......

My mum's a Doctor and so brings this sh*t home all the time and loves to put it under my keys or mp3 player...subtle... very subtle lol

thats cause your mummy loves you...and trying to look out for you

(my mum loves me too much - glad i moved out like 5 years ago! she still trys tho)

anyway this is probably the funniest thread ive read in yonks!

by **Gemms** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:06 am

Santa'sBoostinSleigh wrote:
Lunchie wrote:
Gemms wrote:hehe yeah they are expensive but cant you use them morethan once?
that also sounds rather dodge
i say less rubbers more action as long as it aint std action its fine

Yeah funny thing about that is that new research to come out of a harverd uni study has shown that using a condom only reduces the chances of transmitting std's (including aids) by 30-40% over not using a condom... and thats only if the condom was used perfectly with regards to handling and close contact before the actual act..... scary stuff really......

My mum's a Doctor and so brings this sh*t home all the time and loves to put it under my keys or mp3 player...subtle... very subtle lol

thats cause your mummy loves you...and trying to look out for you
(my mum loves me too much - glad i moved out like 5 years ago! she still trys tho)

anyway this is probably the funniest thread ive read in yonks!

its pretty neat

i dunno the boundries of posts etc since i am a newbie but will get into them when i get a chance to read the rules :oops:

and yes i am very glad i moved out too im home at the moment and they are driving me insane :evil:

oh wells

take care dudddes if you dont got the rubba there'll be no hubba hubba

by **Lunchie** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:42 am

Gemms wrote:
Lunchie wrote:
Gemms wrote:hehe yeah they are expensive but cant you use them morethan once?
that also sounds rather dodge
i say less rubbers more action as long as it aint std action its fine

Yeah funny thing about that is that new research to come out of a harverd uni study has shown that using a condom only reduces the chances of transmitting std's (including aids) by 30-40% over not using a condom... and thats only if the condom was used perfectly with regards to handling and close contact before the actual act..... scary stuff really......

My mum's a Doctor and so brings this sh*t home all the time and loves to put it under my keys or mp3 player...subtle... very subtle lol

hehe well at lest now we all know that if we wanna shag you we will be well protected and safe from all the lil buggies

yeah well that was the ultimate goal wasnt it ? Making sure everyone feels safe to shag lunchie....lol

by **zEpHyRiNe** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:16 pm

Gemms wrote: if you dont got the rubba there'll be no hubba hubba

by **Gemms** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:33 pm

they just bought out a new sensitive to woman condom...
after youve finished having sex it stays up and talks to and cuddles the woman

by **Lunchie** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:15 pm

Gemms wrote:they just bought out a new sensitive to woman condom...
after youve finished having sex it stays up and talks to and cuddles the woman

nar u dont need those..... just get a nice guy

MY KE70'S · by **pervert** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:27 pm

Lunchie wrote:
Gemms wrote:they just bought out a new sensitive to woman condom...
after youve finished having sex it stays up and talks to and cuddles the woman

nar u dont need those..... just get a nice guy

You know what happens to nice guys... :lol:

by **Adamal** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:34 pm

I think Green Day said it best

by **geishaboy** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:11 pm

Gemms wrote:they just bought out a new sensitive to woman condom...
after youve finished having sex it stays up and talks to and cuddles the woman

by **Gemms** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:36 pm

Lunchie wrote:
Gemms wrote:they just bought out a new sensitive to woman condom...
after youve finished having sex it stays up and talks to and cuddles the woman

nar u dont need those..... just get a nice guy

man your just pulling all the moves aren't ya
and i thought all woman went for the bad guys

or was that last week i forget :roll:

by **Gemms** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:39 pm

geishaboy wrote:
Gemms wrote:they just bought out a new sensitive to woman condom...
after youve finished having sex it stays up and talks to and cuddles the woman

wasn't THAT funny but yes i am funny

Santa's TardMe Listings · by **Santa'sBoostinSleigh** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:14 am

pervert wrote:You know what happens to nice guys...

yeah other 'nice' guys have their way with them...

by **Gemms** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:44 am

Santa'sBoostinSleigh wrote:
pervert wrote:You know what happens to nice guys...

yeah other 'nice' guys have their way with them...

lol

you funny wee sausage

by **zEpHyRiNe** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:28 pm

... What about glow-in-the-dark condoms? Anyone tried those?

by **Adamal** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:40 pm

zEpHyRiNe wrote:... What about glow-in-the-dark condoms? Anyone tried those?

Are those for the young and inexperienced so they can see what they're doing when the lights go out?

by **Gemms** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:23 am

zEpHyRiNe wrote:... What about glow-in-the-dark condoms? Anyone tried those?

yes mam
but fark having to hold a condom up to the light to make it glow hehehehehahahhaa

by **rolla_fxgt** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:53 am

What about the good old ansell bareback, dont break as much as durex, way more comfortable & feel just about like nothing at all!
The best if you need to wear something

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