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Postby KinLoud » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:12 am

Inspiried by this I bought a can of watties baked beans and got $400 worth of $5 notes
1 - opened the can
2 - poured the beans into a pot
3 - put the pot on the stove
4 - heated the beans
5 - ate the beans
6 - rolled up all the $5 notes into a tight bundle
7 - stuffed the $5 notes tightly into the empty can
8 - fitted the can inline with my fuel line
9 - drove around
10 - took careful note of my fuel consumption.

RESULTS
1 - I farted a lot for about a day (beans can do that to you)
2 - shook my head as to how fast my car could go
3 - shook my head with amazement when my fuel consumption dropped to ZERO.... hear this ZERO!!!
4 - shook my head when my skin cleared up
5 - shook my head when my partner got smaller waist, bigger breasts and her hair went blonde
6 - shook my head when work promoted me to CEO
7 - shook my head when my lawns never needed cutting and always looked perfect
8 - shook my head when I read for the first time in ages the childrens story "The Emperor's New Clothes".... how could all those people be sooooo stupid!

THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you have just spent $400 on something for your car it will always seem faster/louder/better/cooler/etc.

Ken (Skeptic)
Hamilton
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I used to think that the orange and green tictacs gave you special powers. The orange ones would make you stronger and the green ones would make you faster. So i used to eat some green ones and run around my lounge as fast as i could, then eat the orange ones and try to pick up the sofa. I wish it were true!
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Postby 85AW20v » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:05 pm

Just brillian Ken - just brilliant :D
See ya

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Postby Bazda » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:10 pm

apparantly Bob Homeward Motorsport did some tests on them, they used 91 octane in some car and it pinged hardout, then they put the fuel star on and it stopped it, also increased the power by like 1.5% hehe.
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Postby ollieboy » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:24 am

Bazda wrote:apparantly
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