Little Jonny and the 'canes

[Al]

It was Friday morning at a Welly primary school, in one of the classes the teacher asks her students what the big event was on the weekend, little Sam down the back yells out 'super 14 final miss!'

'Very good Sam, its between the mighty Hurricanes and the Crusaders! Hands up those who are Hurricanes supporters' All the children bar one raise their hand.

The teacher enquires, 'are you not a hurricanes fan Jonny?'

'No miss, im from Christchurch im a Crusaders fan!' Jonny replies. 'My mum is a Crusaders fan, my dad is a Crusaders fan so I'm a Crusaders fan!'

'Well little Jonny, if your mother was a moron and you father was a moron what would that make you?'

"A Hurricanes fan miss"

[FXGTV]

You do realise the saders are going to go down in a blaze of fire tonight...didn't you hear, theres an actual hurricane warning for CHCH

[Beccyboo]

You do realise the saders are going to go down in a blaze of fire tonight...didn't you hear, theres an actual hurricane warning for CHCH

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure sure

[Elmo]

So who won??


BAHAHAHHA


BTW, the view through the fog from the Crusaders tryline was fantastic!!

The Huricanes didnt even know what there try line looked like!!

[Spannergal]

Crusaders won 19-12.

[Dell'Orto]

So who won??


BAHAHAHHA


BTW, the view through the fog from the Crusaders tryline was fantastic!!

The Huricanes didnt even know what there try line looked like!!

Even with 83% of possession, they only scored once

[toychic]

you can have possesion for the whole game and in the 2 mins the other team manages to get it they score. so no matter what the game was like, fair or dirty, easy to see or not, WE STILL WON!!!!!

never mind eh, better luck next year, hahahaha

[B1NZ]

4 Reasons why people are starting to hate Cantabrions they way Aucklanders were despised in the 90's!!

[FXGTV]

you can have possesion for the whole game and in the 2 mins the other team manages to get it they score. so no matter what the game was like, fair or dirty, easy to see or not, WE STILL WON!!!!!

never mind eh, better luck next year, hahahaha

You may have won the Super 14 cup...but your still lagging waaay behind on clearing up inbreeding.

[Elmo]

Even with 83% of possession, they only scored once

Which is how many more times than the 'canes?

[rage_chiksta]

IT WAS THE FOG I TELLS YA...THE FOOOGGGG!!! lol

I couldn't even see the blardy game on the tele!! All i heard was screaming and then people screaming "Who the F**K scored" hahaha but I must say it was a lovely time watching most of the match through fog!

[2LTR Rona]

Her Diary- Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.
He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.


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His Diary - Saturday

Crusaders beat the Hurricanes. Gutted. Got a shag though.



A couple of pics taken by a mate while at the game

[Leon]

is this the game with people in little skirts, or is this the game with the funny shaped ball? I can never remember these things.

[Ebola_One]

is this the game with people in little skirts, or is this the game with the funny shaped ball? I can never remember these things.

Dunno, but either of those descriptions fits h0m0's.

[~SlideWays~]

Haha stoopid rugby.

That is all.

[Pies]

rugby. a bunch of fully grown, sweaty, hairy, ape resembling men, groping and touching each others bums.




why?



dear god why is this considered a mans sport?


scott dixon got 6th

[FXGTV]

rugby. a bunch of fully grown, sweaty, hairy, ape resembling men, groping and touching each others bums.




why?



dear god why is this considered a mans sport?


scott dixon got 6th

For most it isn't the game itself, but the feeling of being a part of something more...like a following for something. Like all that nationality bullshit around the All Blacks for e.g

[Ebola_One]

For most it isn't the game itself, but the feeling of being a part of something more...

Wasn't that the catch phrase for Broke Allblack Mountain or something?

[B1NZ]

Its a game that envolves, skill,speed, stamina, power, planning etc etc...............

Something that you geeks wouldnt understand!

To have passion for a team and follw them is something else, to not have felt that is not to have lived

[eritate]

To have passion for a team and follw them is something else, to not have felt that is not to have lived

Amen