F@#kn Car thieves....scum

BzzzzR · Post by **BzzzzR** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:49 am

What is the point of breaking into a car and not stealing anything except for my cigarette double adapter....

you could have just stolen the f@#ken thing...tards...

now I have to deal with insurance etc all because some stupid car thief cannot use his eyes and see the there is nothing in the car...

its a company car FFS....end rant

toymato · Post by **toymato** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:44 am

Yeah.... my lock was smashed with a screwdriver, the thieves didn't actually open the car, there was nothing at all on display in the car, AND there was a clublock on the steering wheel.

Some stupid farking idiots out there with no farking clues.

FST4RD · Post by **FST4RD** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:01 am

I had someone try and break into my old car, tried the screw driver in the key barrels on the doors and no good since I disconnected them :lol:

Although stuffed the barrels and pushed the door in all round the barrels :cry:

B1NZ · Post by **B1NZ** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:21 pm

Maybe theres a demand for cigarette plug double adaptors? :lol:

Wouldn't it be nice if you caught the scum in the process and pushed their skulls in with their own screwdrivers like they did to your door locks :evil:

toymato · Post by **toymato** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:27 pm

And then wired their body parts up to the cigarette socket :twisted:

johndoe1025 · Post by **johndoe1025** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:51 pm

meh, cars are only 12v, cant even feel it. now if you were wiring their body parts to a hybrid cars power supply.... :twisted:

neo · Post by **neo** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:27 pm

johndoe1025 wrote:meh, cars are only 12v, cant even feel it.

tiz why they invented the coil

Chelles · Post by **Chelles** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:30 pm

Or.... you could get all serious about it and forget the 12v car stuff and go for something that will really light up their life!

Hook the car up to some 240 and when they touch it they are earth it and *bam* mmm toasty toes. :lol:

barryogen · Post by **barryogen** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:57 am

I wonder how illegal it would be to hook up something rather high amp that would only engage when something longer than your key is thrust into your door lock?

:twisted:

Stott69 · Post by **Stott69** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:39 am

had my misses car broken in to while the car was parked up a drive bout 10m from the road. they stuffed the drivers lock and then smashed the back drivers window. they only took half a box of woodies and a bottle of O.J. left the cds, psp, stereo. and the funny thing id if they had tryed the pasengers side lock it would have just opened due to being stuffed. didnt need insurace for the repairs tho, mate is a lock smith and the glass was only $50

B1NZ · Post by **B1NZ** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:29 pm

Chelles wrote:Or.... you could get all serious about it and forget the 12v car stuff and go for something that will really light up their life!

Hook the car up to some 240 and when they touch it they are earth it and *bam* mmm toasty toes.

As Neil said above, Have you ever held onto your HT Lead while the car is running? :lol:

The Human heart only needs about 40mA to stop if done right

xsspeed · Post by **xsspeed** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:13 pm

But it needs a massive voltage to drive that through your body

johndoe1025 · Post by **johndoe1025** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:17 pm

it is illegal to wire up high voltage stuff to your car to stop people stealing it....my workmates dad did it to his taxis as people kept stealing the ashtrays.... i believe he got taken to court and charged hahaha

Boosted_162 · Post by **Boosted_162** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:38 pm

What if the coil 'accidentally' earthed to the chassis, because one of the HT leads is worn?? :wink:

FXGTV · Post by **FXGTV** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:58 pm

johndoe1025 wrote:it is illegal to wire up high voltage stuff to your car to stop people stealing it....my workmates dad did it to his taxis as people kept stealing the ashtrays.... i believe he got taken to court and charged hahaha

That sounded like a bad joke

Especially with the pun punch line at the end :lol:

johndoe1025 · Post by **johndoe1025** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:26 pm

haha it was accidental but when i read over what i said i was like hmm i wonder if anyone will pick up on that...

hmmmm youd have to have a pretty wacky long ht lead! i got a bad story bout ht leads and chassis actually heh

Boosted_162 · Post by **Boosted_162** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:35 pm

FXGTV wrote:
johndoe1025 wrote:it is illegal to wire up high voltage stuff to your car to stop people stealing it....my workmates dad did it to his taxis as people kept stealing the ashtrays.... i believe he got taken to court and charged hahaha

That sounded like a bad joke Especially with the pun punch line at the end

I didnt notice that, good pun :lol:

mr30%jr · Post by **mr30%jr** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:36 am

Boosted_162 wrote:What if the coil 'accidentally' earthed to the chassis, because one of the HT leads is worn??

LOL nothing would happen

complete curcuit.

however wiring it to the phase of some 240 would he would just have to touching some ground. :wink:

Bling · Post by **Bling** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:27 am

Chuck a baby monitor under the drivers seat, turn the reciever (next to your bed) up to a volume level you would wake upto if a noise was made in the car.

Next to the reciever have your 800mm length of steel tube at the ready. Sorted.

crispy'86 · Post by **crispy'86** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:10 am

BZG|Bling wrote:Chuck a baby monitor under the drivers seat, turn the reciever (next to your bed) up to a volume level you would wake upto if a noise was made in the car.

Next to the reciever have your 800mm length of steel tube at the ready. Sorted.

I'd think that method would be best. A dog would be the next ideal burglar deterent but you can't always have a dog near your car 24/7 now can you