Stupid Customers really really REALLY grate my cheese (metaphoricaly of course), they ask the stupidest questions, or when u ask them a question they dont know the answer to it, something simple like "does your car take 91 or 96?" "i dunno, what does a car like this take?" YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU STUPID BITCH, ITS YOUR CAR!!!! *rar!!*
The cars like a brand new WRX or somethin, so teach them for being stupid, i put 91 in it for good measure.
Another thing that pisses me off, is you get these customers that own deisel vehicles, yet they dont know how to operate a diesel pump. Its a rather simple process really, theres a clip over the top of the handle so petrol owners dont accidetnally put diesel in their vehicles etc...yet, people do not realise what this clip is for, and they TRY TO LIFT THE HANDLE BEFORE PUTTING THE CLIP DOWN....and it stuffs the pump up untill its hung back up in the cradle...
First thing the customer says to me is "whats wrong with your pump its broken".... no u numbnutted monkey $$%, YOU are broken because you sir/madam are a retard and dont know how to operate something a 5 year old could do a better job of....
*takes a deeeep breath* right thats my bitch, back to burning paper with my lighter....