ma bling lights has died?

[pimpinmah0z]

yo sup my g'z
i has got these bling as led lights for my bonnet. there kinda rice but there real good for pimping ma h0z. they real bright an shit. but anyway de ova day it wuz raining an ma lights deyz got wet an shit and then the wire was smoking like a bong in summa and de lights deyz duznt go any more so now i'z got less bling on ma ride so i cant pimp de bitches as good. so now i needz a way to fix my lights ay so any help be good ay cheers holmes.

[fatgtr]

um... are you black?

[badidas]

hahaha NO this has been done a million times before learn to spell
and stop being a dork or ull probably get banned and post will get locked

[Distrb]

yo sup my g'z
i has got these bling as led lights for my bonnet. there kinda rice but there real good for pimping ma h0z. they real bright an sh*t. but anyway de ova day it wuz raining an ma lights deyz got wet an sh*t and then the wire was smoking like a bong in summa and de lights deyz duznt go any more so now i'z got less bling on ma ride so i cant pimp de bitches as good. so now i needz a way to fix my lights ay so any help be good ay cheers holmes.

bro......

if you want to pimp da h0z... led lights arent the wayz to g0. Rip them pieces of crap off.

What you need is some chrome hubcapz, ty0r fliez, and some undercar ne0nz...

Then you'll be the grandmaster p1mp daddy............ and double your income...

[pimpinmah0z]

oh cuz i cannot afford de springs, i wanna pimp it right out like slam it like me an ma bitch but i cant afford so i got unda it wiv a hacksaw and cut dems springs in half and shit. u reckon i should chuck dems lights? i probly cant afford to fix dems ay. o yeah and for lightz, could i use like a lightbulb and spraypaint it green u reckon dat would increase ma bling bling?

[fatgtr]

yo sup my g'z
i has got these bling as led lights for my bonnet. there kinda rice but there real good for pimping ma h0z. they real bright an sh*t. but anyway de ova day it wuz raining an ma lights deyz got wet an sh*t and then the wire was smoking like a bong in summa and de lights deyz duznt go any more so now i'z got less bling on ma ride so i cant pimp de bitches as good. so now i needz a way to fix my lights ay so any help be good ay cheers holmes.

i think hes a mexican or something.
if u want to pimp da hOez then just get a good car that doesnt need "bling" lights.

[pimpinmah0z]

hey fatgtr shut ju honky face. i seen uz ride, mine takes de shit on ur bonnet. i'z actually de little white boy but i finks iz black and i has de bros, they come and they steal ur rims eh? so $&#$% da shit and get lost or i'l have to come ova there and say it wif ma fists?

[Distrb]

But you will be able to afford them, coz you will get more h0z, and you get more dough from pimping more h0z

then you can upgrade to chr0me spinnaz!

[pimpinmah0z]

oh but brew its tew late an shit, i has already cut dems springs in half. its kinda wrang coz ma sillz dey is hitting de road, but it looks pretty bling ay? hey u seemz to know how to get de bling, u reckon i should wrap de spokes of ma rims in tinfoil coz den i can get even more bling at like half de price of cromez? oh yeah and while i waz unda de car wif ma saw i did cut some holz in ma muffla, now it sounds like de angry bitch combined wif a chainsaw.

[fatgtr]

hey fatgtr shut ju honky face. i seen uz ride, mine takes de sh*t on ur bonnet. i'z actually de little white boy but i finks iz black and i has de bros, they come and they steal ur rims eh? so f**k da sh*t and get lost or i'l have to come ova there and say it wif ma fists?

you are a mung fish

[pimpinmah0z]

hey i eatz de mungfish for ma suppa u honky, jus coz u rich!

[4ageman]

put som chrismas lites on ya ride and hang a medallion from da rear view mirrior or just get rid of ya car cause it sounds like something from da junk yard and get a real car thats legal

[RedMist]

I had thought it was illegal to leave school before 15 years of age.

Proved wrong again.

The Police should have a pimp daddy rule. Stop your illegally lowered or rice lit car on the road. If you can't spell "people" or use "you're" correctly in a sentence they should immediately slap your arse in jail and keep you in a small private cell with a pedophile until you learn to spell correctly. In your case pimpinmah0z you should be prepared with a very large tub of vaseline and your application for the pension.

[92GTApex]

Well said!!!

Red Mist for president....(hmmm we dont have a president in NZ)

Red Mist for Prime minister

Logan

[kingcorolla]

fully agreed redmist. Gett outa here fool. cum back when u get a real car, aiiiigghht gangstaa?

[skoty]

yo sup my g'z
i has got these bling as led lights for my bonnet. there kinda rice but there real good for pimping ma h0z. they real bright an sh*t. but anyway de ova day it wuz raining an ma lights deyz got wet an sh*t and then the wire was smoking like a bong in summa and de lights deyz duznt go any more so now i'z got less bling on ma ride so i cant pimp de bitches as good. so now i needz a way to fix my lights ay so any help be good ay cheers holmes.

Haha, gotta good laugh out of this

[Chickenman]

Actually, I think it takes a lot of skill to consistently rape english like that.... an interesting skill to have.

But...... don't expect to get serious and sincere responses if you don't show a little respect for people, you're asking for help... no need to act like a retard to be accepted, no cries of "rip it up", "cutouts" or "yeahhhh, dat's bling" to blur your judgement, just the age old "show respect to get respect". Do you talk to your mother like that?

My 2c,

Still, your posts are fukn funny.


(I'm just getting old I think... sorry)

[dohca]

yo yo

westside

[ChaosAD]

I think he's just taking the piss

[fatgtr]

I think he's just taking the piss

agreed