Why Does Work Suck?

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Why Does Work Suck?

Coz your boss is a complete wacko who's going bald
0
No votes
Coz your boss constantly screams at you like he's a little girl
2
9%
Coz the person sitting beside you smells like poos
0
No votes
Coz your a lazy f*cker who likes to go on toyspeed when your supposed to be working
12
52%
Coz someone thats fugly keeps hitting on you sexy bum
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No votes
Coz you never get a freaken lunch break
1
4%
Coz your a recovering alcoholic and the person beside you is talking about getting pissed on friday and they smell of beer
1
4%
Coz the fat chick keeps bending over in front of you
6
26%
Coz Blakjaks dumbass customers don't know about Technology
1
4%
 
Total votes : 23

Why Does Work Suck?

Postby Roush » Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:36 pm

It's my first day back at work from the holidays and it's shitty and boring. I'm paper pushing. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

All of the above apply to me (except the recovering alcoholic one) but i thought because we're on the internet permanantly at work and i'm permanantly on toyspeed i should choose that one. (Thats of course when i'm not downloading porn :wink: )

So why does work suck so much? 8O
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Postby badassmofo » Mon Jan 13, 2003 1:39 pm

I've been back a week and my boss has already banned toyspeed from the allowed websites.
Luckily being the computer geek guy, I can fix that problem, so I can surf toyspeed happily.
He doesnt really care, he just wants me to get a chrysler :D
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Postby BlackMR2 » Mon Jan 13, 2003 2:47 pm

I'd hate for them to know how much time I spend on the net

mind you I get all my work done

hey Badassmofo, was that your car I saw at macca's on sat night
the newtown mc'd's
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Postby Twolitre » Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:05 pm

Not all bosses are male!

And not all female bosses are hot!

:o
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Postby badassmofo » Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:11 pm

BlackMR2 wrote:I'd hate for them to know how much time I spend on the net

mind you I get all my work done

hey Badassmofo, was that your car I saw at macca's on sat night
the newtown mc'd's


Sure was!

I needed the feed! :D
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Postby BlakJak » Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:08 pm

theres no option for

* Dumbass customers who dont know how to use a mouse



Im sure that'd get a coupla votes.

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Postby Silvertop » Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:17 pm

BlakJak wrote:theres no option for

* Dumbass customers who dont know how to use a mouse



Im sure that'd get a coupla votes.

:)

Those were the days!

Ever had to troubleshoot a bad connection with a one armed, foreign, blind guy? Or walk a headless chicken through a mine field?

The joys of an ISP's helpdesk!
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Postby badassmofo » Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:23 pm

well I've just restored 2.5gb of important data that one of our users "copied and pasted" to another directory, but it didnt quite work :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BlakJak » Mon Jan 13, 2003 4:36 pm

Oh trust me ive had some doooooozys...

Fortunately nowadays I work with people slightly more clooful.. and very much less frustrating..
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Postby B1NZ » Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:12 pm

hey you computer orientated people (pref welly) wouldnt be able to hook me up with a cheap HDD would you?? my 20GB one is all fulls up from downloading porn and the such from kazaa!!

Prices???? prob need at least another 20GB or 40GB one??
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Postby zylex » Mon Jan 13, 2003 5:48 pm

B1NZ wrote:hey you computer orientated people (pref welly) wouldnt be able to hook me up with a cheap HDD would you?? my 20GB one is all fulls up from downloading porn and the such from kazaa!!

Prices???? prob need at least another 20GB or 40GB one??


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Postby [TWZTID] » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:32 pm

We dont have fat chix where I work, but I chose it anywayz :D
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Postby D ToX » Mon Jan 13, 2003 10:39 pm

yea im just f**kin lazy 8)
and there are no chicks what so eva were i work :x
poor me poor me :cry:
but thats what schools 4 :P
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Postby badassmofo » Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:36 pm

Not meaning to interrupt your sale Zylex, but if your prices are a little too much than he's looking for, I've got a 20 or 30gb Western digital drive, still in its antistat bag, purchased about a month ago.
Slap me an offer on it if you want. :D
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Postby B1NZ » Tue Jan 14, 2003 7:41 am

$1 per gb???
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Postby badassmofo » Tue Jan 14, 2003 9:18 am

B1NZ wrote:$1 per gb???


$2 per gb, and luckily for you... I just got in my famous 20000000gb drive, coming in at a measly $40,000,000

you know you want it ;)

But yeah, I'll check the bag to see how many gb this other drive is, I just cant be f*cked getting off my chair at work. :D
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Postby ~SlideWays~ » Tue Jan 14, 2003 1:02 pm

I thought i wanted a career....turns out i just wanted the pay-checks :D
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Postby Disco » Tue Jan 21, 2003 2:13 pm

Yes.... luckily my job isn't that bad but I guess you could still call it tech support

It's software support and yes it's a windows based program... - anyone who knows anything about computers will know that windows+software=job security for me!!

The only stink thing about my job is that when it's quiet....it's quiet...and I'm not supposed to be on TS... luckily alt+tab is constantly at hand...

Check me out -> http://www.techtales.com/
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Postby ..::ROCKETMAN::.. » Tue Jan 21, 2003 8:16 pm

badassmofo wrote:
B1NZ wrote:$1 per gb???


$2 per gb, and luckily for you... I just got in my famous 20000000gb drive, coming in at a measly $40,000,000

you know you want it ;)



I bet it would take FOREVERto defrag or run scandisk on that sucker !! :P
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Postby MetalupYoAss » Thu Jan 23, 2003 9:48 pm

B1NZ wrote:hey you computer orientated people (pref welly) wouldnt be able to hook me up with a cheap HDD would you?? my 20GB one is all fulls up from downloading porn and the such from kazaa!!

Prices???? prob need at least another 20GB or 40GB one??


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