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When you get home you find a dead person in your house, except you really need to "use the toilet", like you have 10 seconds or it's down your leg, what do you do?

Ignore the dead person and answer the call of nature (the dude can wait, he's dead!)
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Call the police/ambulance, and check to see if the person is actually dead, see who they are etc
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You find a dead person in your house....

Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:52 pm

I'm sorry if this seems a bit crass, but I think the question is good nonetheless, which is more powerful, your bodily functions or a dead guy?

As a side question to those who would go and use the toilet first, what if the dead guy is ON the toilet? :lol:
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Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:55 pm

haha I really can't decide if this is over the top or not....hopefully the powers that be see the underlying question, rather than potty talk
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Postby EVL GSXR » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:56 pm

Piss in the sink then :D :lol:
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Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:04 pm

what if it's not piss you need to do.....? Outside on the lawn maybe?
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Postby Fraud » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:08 pm

I'd probably crap my daks seeing a dead guy in MY house!
Regardless of whether I needed to or not.
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Postby wde_bdy » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:11 pm

Go to your neighbours house for a crap, and get them to ring the cops while you defile their facilities. :lol:
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Postby scope » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:13 pm

i think finding a dead person in your house would quickly remove the thoughts of you needing to use the toilet
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Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:14 pm

it's not a matter of thinking about needing to use the toilet, it's the point where it's coming no matter what, if you're not on the toilet when it comes, it's on the ground...
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Postby HELBND » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:30 pm

wheres the "piss yourself in fright cause theres a dead guy in youre house" option? :lol: :lol:
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Postby pervert » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:33 pm

Just lay the cable in the sink anyway...
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Postby zEpHyRiNe » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:37 pm

I think I would pee/poop first, and try and compose something coherent to say on the call to the proper authorities, that didn't come out as "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG*sits on floor and rocks back and forth*"
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Postby 2LTR Rona » Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:48 pm

scope wrote:i think finding a dead person in your house would quickly remove the thoughts of you needing to use the toilet


Exactly

By the time you realise its a dead body you've got a whole lot of new cr@p to worry about let alone worrying about the previous cr@p

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Postby EVL GSXR » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:24 pm

pervert wrote:Just lay the cable in the sink anyway...


Bahahahahaha :D :lol:
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Postby mr pad » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:28 pm

purple_beasty wrote:Go to your neighbours house for a crap, and get them to ring the cops while you defile their facilities. :lol:
:lol: Satisfying.
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Postby gurutasker » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:28 pm

Where's the 'Add the body to the pile down your back yard, and then take a dump) option? Im sure everyone's got a few lyeing around...
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Postby Carlos » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:53 pm

Sad thing is you are already a suspect of foul play if some random is dead in your house. Who are they? Why are they there? Will they wake up while you are having a crap and move???
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Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:27 pm

Carlos wrote:Sad thing is you are already a suspect of foul play if some random is dead in your house. Who are they? Why are they there? Will they wake up while you are having a crap and move???

That gives me a brilliant idea for a prank! Feed one of your mates until he's dying to crap, get someone to pretend to be dead in their house (use fake blood and stuff), then while the person is taking a sh*te, get the "dead guy" to open the door and scream at him! haha would be scary as hell!
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Postby mr pad » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:45 pm

All_Fours wrote:That gives me a brilliant idea for a prank! Feed one of your mates until he's dying to crap, get someone to pretend to be dead in their house (use fake blood and stuff), then while the person is taking a sh*te, get the "dead guy" to open the door and scream at him! haha would be scary as hell!


He might shit himself......
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Postby RS13 » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:44 pm

mr pad wrote:He might sh*t himself......


Hah, well.. he's certainly well-placed then, isn't he? :D
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Postby BlakJak » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:04 pm

Wheres the option for 'confirm hes dead, THEN go hit the loo, THEN call 111'?

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