You find a dead person in your house....

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When you get home you find a dead person in your house, except you really need to "use the toilet", like you have 10 seconds or it's down your leg, what do you do?

Ignore the dead person and answer the call of nature (the dude can wait, he's dead!)
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Call the police/ambulance, and check to see if the person is actually dead, see who they are etc
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Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:23 pm

by "confirm he's dead" do you mean shoot him a couple of times to be sure? I've gotta say BJ, you don't normally show it, but you're a hard man :wink:
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Postby ROXY » Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:57 pm

I think the sensation of needing to go would subside.
Like when you're on a long road trip and you can't be bothered to stop, so you hold it and the feeling of like your going to explode goes away.

Although I think that if that didn't happen, i'd definitely go. Especially since other people would soon be at your house, so better to get it out of the way before you embarrass yourself.
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Postby Malcolm » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:22 pm

ROXY wrote:I think the sensation of needing to go would subside.
Like when you're on a long road trip and you can't be bothered to stop, so you hold it and the feeling of like your going to explode goes away.


That's because you just crapped yourself, dear
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Postby RomanV » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:44 am

Haha, Im lovin the extravagant emoticons. :lol:

What would I do?

Poo on the floor in such a way that it looks like it was the dead guy. :mrgreen:
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Postby aliluya » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:36 am

What about the option of shitting and calling the cops at the same time?
I'm sure it's not a crime to releive yourself while calling them ..
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Postby AJz » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:16 am

RomanV wrote:Poo on the floor in such a way that it looks like it was the dead guy. :mrgreen:


hahhahahahhaha, this thread is classic.

Id prob try pretend that i never saw it, went to relieve myself, while hoping that what i saw was not there, then go back out to dead guy again and craping myself when i see him again.
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Postby Gemms » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:18 am

yeh i would check if they were dead if they were then go pee
then i would eat them for dinner...
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Postby Carlos » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:58 pm

All_Fours wrote:That gives me a brilliant idea for a prank! Feed one of your mates until he's dying to crap, get someone to pretend to be dead in their house (use fake blood and stuff), then while the person is taking a sh*te, get the "dead guy" to open the door and scream at him! haha would be scary as hell!

We were having a 300ZX club weekend, and in a drunken splendor, I heard one of the troublemakers say he was off to the loo - well, I followed him out of room always out of site, grabbing an air horn on the way, put the air horn over the cubicle door and HONK! He said it helped start things off!!!
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Postby AJz » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:10 pm

Carlos wrote:We were having a 300ZX club weekend, and in a drunken splendor, I heard one of the troublemakers say he was off to the loo - well, I followed him out of room always out of site, grabbing an air horn on the way, put the air horn over the cubicle door and HONK! He said it helped start things off!!!


hahahhahaha, thats classic
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Postby Chelles » Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:30 pm

I think the shock of finding someone dead would either make you pee yourself right there and then .... or your urge would be gone.

I'd faint, recover, pee myself and then attended to the dead person. 8O
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Postby XERO » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:53 am

All_Fours wrote:

We were having a 300ZX club weekend, and in a drunken splendor, I heard one of the troublemakers say he was off to the loo - well, I followed him out of room always out of site, grabbing an air horn on the way, put the air horn over the cubicle door and HONK! He said it helped start things off!!![/quote]

Thats awesome.... I have brothers who will hate me for what i am about to do to them!!! :twisted:
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Postby zEpHyRiNe » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:22 am

Gemms wrote:yeh i would check if they were dead if they were then go pee
then i would eat them for dinner...


Now that reminds me of a Human song...
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Postby Gemms » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:06 am

zEpHyRiNe wrote:
Gemms wrote:yeh i would check if they were dead if they were then go pee
then i would eat them for dinner...


Now that reminds me of a Human song...



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Postby zEpHyRiNe » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:01 am

Gemms wrote:
zEpHyRiNe wrote:
Gemms wrote:yeh i would check if they were dead if they were then go pee
then i would eat them for dinner...


Now that reminds me of a Human song...



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Hey, its called "Better Dead Than Dinner"...
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Postby V8MOFO » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:23 am

I would first aquire level 5 revive, charge up my skill points, go to the toilet and then revive.... REVIVE!
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Postby THA SHZ » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:28 am

well if the guy was dead ...... i check his pockets , get his wallet and car keys and cya 8) :lol:
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Postby Steelo » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:05 pm

If he is dead, then he ain't going anywhere :lol:

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Postby Silent Knight » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:34 pm

If you were in that much shock and in danger of pee/pooping yourself from seeing a dead person lying on your floor you could always just take a dump on the person.....that way you won't have to worry about cleening up the mess as the coronors would deal to it when they tend to the body!! :twisted:

And make sure that before you call the police to get some latex gloves and remove all cash/other valuables from pockets including car keys. :wink:
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Postby Psycho_Dad » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:23 pm

hes dead, my prostate(or colon) could kill me(down the track) if i put him 1st

nuff said

guess im too darwanian

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Postby GGnz » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:37 am

Kick the c**t. If he doesn't move then go for a piss. Hes obviously long gone.

If he moves then you might have to piss ur pants.
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