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Postby Xyrath 86 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:49 am

I thought they were all quite reasonable :lol:.
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Postby Punk » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:08 pm

:?
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Postby Punk » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:12 pm

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Postby Santa'sBoostinSleigh » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:17 pm

RomanV wrote:
sam.bzg wrote:kind of disturbing IMO that you think it's ok to drive drunk under certain circumstances.... :?


Its kind of disturbing that you think I am serious about that... It makes me wonder if you think I am serious about the others too.

And if so, its disturbing that the only rule out of those that you object to, is THAT. :?

So... Tazering drivers is okay...YES

Having airbags that punch people in the face is okay...YES

Cutting off peoples hands is okay...YES

Yet you recoil in horror at the thought of someone driving while drunk?

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Postby RomanV » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:42 pm

Punk wrote:22, drives a mr2, and thinks people should drive drunk.

Go live a bit more I'm 18 and I've already been in 3 nasty accidents.
I had a drunk driver run me off the road into a power transformer, He then got some sense punched into him when he tried to fight me and my m8's he now owes my insurance company close to 6g and got about 3 serious charges from the police.


Yeah sure, he owes 9 grand... But if you divide that by every time that he drove drunk, (you have to do it a lot, to make it worth it) it works out cheaper than Taxis!

Driving drunk is great. Infact I hardly EVER drive sober, especially when I am going for a cane somewhere at dangerously high speeds, in heavy traffic. This way, when I inevitably get pulled over for drunk driving, I will get my moneys worth!

It really takes the edge off, you know? I usually have a few drinks at the bar downstairs before I head home from work. If not at lunchtime too!

Heck, Im drunk right now!

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Who are you, to tell me to 'get out a bit more'?
you're too naieve to even realise that this whole thread is just a joke.

All of those rules are rediculous, Why would you think I would endorse drunk driving?
I only put a few sensible sounding ones at the top, so you would start reading it as if it were a serious suggestion...
And as contrast for the more rediculous ones below.

Apparently 99% of the toyspeed population managed to catch on to this...
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Postby Mr Revhead » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:45 pm

whats this:


vrrrooooooooommmmmm baabbabahhhhhh brrrrrmmmmmmmmm'

thats the point rushing right by some ppl.........
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Postby Silent Knight » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:48 pm

I like driving drunk 2.
I find that if I get absolutely hammered and then go tackle some nice high speed corners I would have more chance of living of living if I had a head-on with another car. :wink:
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Postby gurutasker » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:49 pm

Mr Revhead wrote:whats this:


vrrrooooooooommmmmm baabbabahhhhhh brrrrrmmmmmmmmm'

thats the point rushing right by some ppl.........



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(You forgot the PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
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Postby RomanV » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:51 pm

you're on to it SK....

Just like on the drink driving ads.
The drunk driver always survives to regret it!
You dont tense up as much in a crash if you are drunk, and have a better chance of survival.
If the family of 5 in the other car were drunk too, they would be alive today!
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Postby nmemr2 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:18 pm

so the moral of the story is:
if we all had a compulsory law to get trashed before we drove anywhere we would have less road death in nz each year..

i mean i drive drunk too, and i keep a couple bottles of tequila in the glove box in case i go for a long drive and start to sober up.
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Postby nmemr2 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:20 pm

ooops
i forgot to add at least a dozen smileys to that last post..
uh oh. some of you may take that seriously



:D :lol: :o :) :twisted: :P :wink: :lol: :? :) :D :( :o :lol: 8O :x :P :) :lol: 8) 8O

ok that should cover my ass so people dont think i actually drive drunk
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Postby barryogen » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:09 pm

neo wrote:<cough> 80 demerits and declining <cough>


Check the law on that one, it was changed at one point so that they don't expire until you have been two full years without incident... or so I read somewhere.
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Postby bad20v » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:34 pm

Hmmm.... this thread got waaay too serious, Waaaaay too quickly. :?

Somebody needs a Chill Pill. Only 50c at your local Indian Dairy. :D
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Postby pervert » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:35 pm

barryogen wrote:
neo wrote:<cough> 80 demerits and declining <cough>


Check the law on that one, it was changed at one point so that they don't expire until you have been two full years without incident... or so I read somewhere.


No, they expire on a fine by fine basis. 8)
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Postby RAZA » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:31 pm

This thread is classic :lol:

I'm not sure which is funnier - the rules themselves or the fools who are taking it seriously...
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Postby V8MOFO » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:37 pm

the fools.
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Postby Punk » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:44 pm

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Postby Mr Revhead » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:50 pm

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Postby Punk » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:01 pm

tehehehe

psych.....
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Postby Punk » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:07 pm

hahaha lol **points and laughs**
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