Relationship sex is cool coz you can be more open with what yo do and dont like, yes it is on tap, sure, but when you work nights like i do, would help if we were in the same room!!!
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by Carpet Burn » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:43 pm
Hmmm, i went through a few dry years, when i was young, so didnt care who, just gimmie gimmie! But i got a lot pickyer as i have aged, not that picky though, i got Santa after all.
Relationship sex is cool coz you can be more open with what yo do and dont like, yes it is on tap, sure, but when you work nights like i do, would help if we were in the same room!!!
Relationship sex is cool coz you can be more open with what yo do and dont like, yes it is on tap, sure, but when you work nights like i do, would help if we were in the same room!!!
If you say please, im on my knees
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
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by Captain » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:41 am
Rug Burn, Even though I know we had something going, I would respect you too much as a friend to go past holding hands with you. I might even go there in public, I would like to write poetry with you one day.
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by Carpet Burn » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:16 pm
Captain wrote:Rug Burn, Even though I know we had something going, I would respect you too much as a friend to go past holding hands with you. I might even go there in public, I would like to write poetry with you one day.
.... Rug Burn aye....only one person on here calls me that...hmmmmm poetry is good, i think we could even make beautiful music too. If you say please, im on my knees
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
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by Carpet Burn » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:58 pm
mmmm....i agree
If you say please, im on my knees
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
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by Carpet Burn » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:14 pm
Maybe the mods, killed it?
If you say please, im on my knees
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
<Santa ninja edit: I beg and beg and beg and she never gets on her knees!>
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by gurutasker » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:06 pm
Carpet Burn wrote:Maybe the mods, killed it?
For having 2 accounts?
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by mr pad » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:37 am
Bridget wrote:well I was a virgin till recently, lol, done it once and $&#$% did it hurt, lol. Shoulda been drunk...
Baahahaha. Another reason im glad to be a guy... better luck next time
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by Silent Knight » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:40 am
Bridget wrote:well I was a virgin till recently, lol, done it once and $&#$% did it hurt, lol. Shoulda been drunk...
Should have used some Deep Heat...works wonders.
There's also Tiger Balm for those special occasions..
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by zEpHyRiNe » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:40 am
Silent Knight wrote:Should have used some Deep Heat...works wonders.
*shudder*
I got a shoulder massage with deep heat after the Auckland gig on Saturday, and during this, I was trying to talk someone into putting it on their nipples. There were no takers and I was sad. The end.
Dugtrio used Earthquake. It's super effective.
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by Ako » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:44 am
I once used deep heat on the inside of my thighs - that tendon on the inside was sore for some reason. About 20 seconds later I realised it was one of the dumbest ideas I'd ever had - worldofpainworldofpainworldofpainworldofpain
Thought I'd share that wee story.
Thought I'd share that wee story.
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by HELBND » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:04 pm
Ako wrote: About 20 seconds later I realised it was one of the dumbest ideas I'd ever had - worldofpainworldofpainworldofpainworldofpain
sorry i cant help but laugh -funniest thing ive read all day
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by Adamal » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:33 pm
If you ever go to some place like Thailand and somehow manage to find yourself in a position with a hooker, heres what you do:
Step 1. Put on condom.
Step 2. Apply pleanty of Tiger Balm
Step 3. Put on second condom over top.
Step 4. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
Step 5. If she starts screaming, the first layer of STD protection has broken.
Step 6. Pull out and get the f*ck outta there.
Step 1. Put on condom.
Step 2. Apply pleanty of Tiger Balm
Step 3. Put on second condom over top.
Step 4. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
Step 5. If she starts screaming, the first layer of STD protection has broken.
Step 6. Pull out and get the f*ck outta there.
Motorsport is like sex. You could take it to track and have a long, enjoyable session, or you could take it to the strip and get it over with in less than 20 seconds.
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by Dell'Orto » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:53 pm
Adamal wrote:If you ever go to some place like Thailand and somehow manage to find yourself in a position with a hooker, heres what you do:
Step 1. Put on condom.
Step 2. Apply pleanty of Tiger Balm
Step 3. Put on second condom over top.
Step 4. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
Step 5. If she starts screaming, the first layer of STD protection has broken.
Step 6. Pull out and get the f*ck outta there.
What if the inner one breaks first
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by Silent Knight » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:04 pm
HELBND wrote:go to step 6
No...INCORRECT.
If the inner layer breaks first, Step 5 applies. Just replace the 'she' with he and 'first' with 'inner'.
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