"Oldschool Hoes"

[ollieboy]

I know this seems stupid but is there truely a phenomenon know as oldschool hoes? I have heard about it on here and in daily life but just passed it off as a joke until I bough my latest car. Its a Beige '83 Corona with all the sexual appeal of a Grandads car. I only made this purchase because it had a 2T engine in it and knew they were reliable. The thing I have noticed though is that in less than 2 months of owning it I have had more girls in it than my last car, a 95 Ae110 Trueno with 17" alloys and a loud stereo, in about 6 months of owning it.

Has anyone else experienced something similar to this?

[method]

Put a rotor in and youll get 100X more

[fangsport]

Put a rotor in and youll get 100X more

........or bend the diff tube, sack it on it's arse and get the mean camber going, then you'll pull chicks

[AE85coupe]

an 83 corona?

don't be stupid man, thats all in your head

maybe if it was a sexy old schooler then i'd understand

its no wonder chicks dig oldschool, they just have so much more class, and generally are no where near as common

its no wonder your Trueno didn't pull chicks, its a slow fwd piece of queer, with 17inch wheels on it, queering it up even more

maybe cause your car isn't as try-hard, chicks like it more?

[flygt4]

do you not have anything better to do than start pointless bullshit threads?
or are you just trying to make yourself feel better by telling everyone that you once almost very nearly had a girl in your car? even if it was probly your sister? and even then , you shouldnt really talk bout her like that.

[method]

Every car gets hoes, even my mid 90's jappa can pull chicks off queen street

[ollieboy]

ffs I'm asking a valid question, its not pointless, I have actually noticed an increase. Come on if you can't answer with a sensible answer don't $&#$% answer.

[CozmoNz]

girls like cars based on looks, and noise....

So if it goes wapishhhhhh, more kudos, if its got big bling mirror wheels, more kudos

having a ae86 JDM style with a worked 4age will probly be as apealing as a civic with a poddie...

so if you want them skanks, go get a van, put a rotor in it, go get a hilux, sack it out on airbags and chromies, or get a civic with a bodykit and neons.... that goes wapish lol.

no offience to the few amount of girls that know what cars are, yada yada, but skanks dont really fall into that catagory

god im hungover

[ollieboy]

its no wonder your Trueno didn't pull chicks, its a slow fwd piece of queer, with 17inch wheels on it, queering it up even more

maybe cause your car isn't as try-hard, chicks like it more?

I agree that its slow and fwd queer but people have said to me they liked it more than my corona but the amount of girls I have had in the car doesn't reflect that.

[xRyanx]

[bluemaumau]

im loving these threads ollieboy

[Ae92typeX]

...
or are you just trying to make yourself feel better by telling everyone that you once almost very nearly had a girl in your car? even if it was probly your sister? ...

lol, yep lol.

[Bling]

its no wonder your Trueno didn't pull chicks, its a slow fwd piece of queer, with 17inch wheels on it, queering it up even more

maybe cause your car isn't as try-hard, chicks like it more?

I agree that its slow and fwd queer but people have said to me they liked it more than my corona but the amount of girls I have had in the car doesn't reflect that.

what ya been smoking boy? standard 83 corona......pulling chicks pics or it didnt happen..... actually, nah no pics please

[Mr XXX]

For the record, ther is a thing Known as old school Hoes, They do exist.
And as for people who are all, ahh you are a piece of crap for posting up a usless thread...... um, then, why the hell are you posting with your bulls hit posts... sometimes people cant see the ground they stand on..........

Allan

[Alex B]

Its to ward off other stupid threds, kind of like a cross if you were a vampire

[MasCam]

The reason that you are pulling chicks in your biege (= poo brown) crappy old corona is that chicks like that are interested in losers to piss off thier parents. When you had a "nice" car you seemed far to acceptable even though you were a "boyracer". Now that you have a shitebag car you are far less acceptable to parents and therefore more acceptable to Hoes. To increase this effect even more wear metallica T-shirts grow a mullet and act like a complete bastard (if any of this hasn't already been done)


Chris

[CozmoNz]

The reason that you are pulling chicks in your biege (= poo brown) crappy old corona is that chicks like that are interested in losers to piss off thier parents. When you had a "nice" car you seemed far to acceptable even though you were a "boyracer". Now that you have a shitebag car you are far less acceptable to parents and therefore more acceptable to Hoes. To increase this effect even more wear metallica T-shirts grow a mullet and act like a complete bastard (if any of this hasn't already been done)


Chris

nah, being a compelte asshole works better

i need me a mullet and metallica tshirt...

and does anyone want to trade an old corona (must be fwd, single spinner, crap ass, maybe 3-au?), for a superhcarged mr2 and turbocharged 4wd subaru leone rx?

[Alex B]

S/AT150 FTW

[Mr XXX]

Why would anyone thrade anything for turbocharged 4wd subaru leone rx....

Allan

[CozmoNz]

Why would anyone thrade anything for turbocharged 4wd subaru leone rx....

Allan

Duno, ask Possum Borne.

if it can live with me driving it, the way I drive ... it deserves kudos...