Car Stereotyping.... Whos the biggest w@nker?

[Mr Revhead]

going by the rules of the question....

holden drivers without a doubt

[ke25sr]

Subaru legacy wagons

I hate them $&#$% things

[AE85coupe]

Hippies

I hate them $&#$% hippies

[dragon_girl]

holden always... then ford after... something about them ....

[EVL20V]

fords and holden after 95. especially new models

they all wankers and the cars are sacks of shit and ugly az.

dont dis the rotang boyz au

[Mr Revhead]

rotors suck

[Taryn]

rotors yes,

and honda drivers.

even tho my flatmates are honda drivers, there are tons of them in hamilton and they are all silly little white "homeboys" who beep at you and obviously wish you would sleep with them because they have a hot car

BARGH

oh and old men driving holdens. bastards.

[TTEETT]

You can’t judge drivers upon what they drive, but if were talking stereotypes…

[1st =]A large majority of Holden Commodore & Ford Falcon drivers do actually believe they are in a Bentley Arnage. And we should wave them past in admiration at sheer fact they own the road.

[3rd]BMW drivers are most of the time yuppies (yes I still believe that expression is applicable), and think they have no need to indicate as they are driving such a prestigious car (even if it is a $4000 15 year old piece of unreliable junk, think e36 318i) and because their indicator stalks are on the wrong side.

[?]Maxima and Accord (excluding the brilliant Euro model) drivers are generally in my experience not arrogant, just ignorant to the fact there are cars out there with soul.

[method]

Nothing wrong with leaving a gap infront of you in rush hour trafic, its just a waste of fuel speeding up from 10 - 30kph than slowing down back to 10 kph when you could just drive 20kph..

Its people who always change lanes that cause the problem.

And people who dont let other people in when your supposed to merge on a onramp. Or in any situation really where you wont be slowed down, i dont see why not, its not going to slow you down much because ZOMG YOUR ONE $&#$% CAR BEHIND NOW. Your gunna be 2 seconds slower. but will quickly regain that 2 seconds because you have to stop at the trafic lights anyway..

But the people who do annoy me is the ones who pull infront of you to pass a slowe car and make you have to slam your brakes on because they are only doing 90kph..

I find its mainly people movers and 4x4's that cause the problem.

[s15r]

Since we're dealing stereotypes - wheres the 'Indian' and 'Chinese' options

Ah didnt think of that...

To me those people are fairly harmless as they are completly stupid/passive and generally stay out of the way (or at least out of the fast lane)

Whereas the cars i listed above are commonly either...

a. sitting in the fast lane when they are not passing anyone...
b. sitting in rush hour traffic leaving a huge gap in front of them
c. Not indicating
d. changing lanes aggressively
e. speeding up when you go to pass them
the list goes on....

i do b very often , when someone sits up my ass for no good reason , then screw you buddy i go slower

agreed!! Mind you, if I had a dollar for every car maintaining a safe following distance in Auckland - I'd have a dollar. Hang on, not counting me, okay I'd be broke

[s15r]

A few stereotypes that come to mind:


The SCSM.
Safety Concious Soccer Mom. (Yes with an 'O', as I believe the SCSM was an american trend to start with)
The SCSM isnt a good driver, and she knows it. She's going to crash, and it's only a matter of time!
However nothing is more important than the safety of her, and her swag of ugly children.
Now some people would argue that if you know you're going to crash, a light vehicle with a small mass would be the best, to minimise impact from intertia etc.
However some people would be wrong!

Clearly, driving a 2.5 tonne 4WD is most suitable vehicle for her.
So she can decimate any poor soul that obeys a more 'correct' interpretation of the give way rules.
Since every other incompetent driver out there has a big 4x4, clearly the only way that joe bloggs will ever be safe on the road is to get one too.
It's like the arms escalation race in the cold war, only this kills more people.
Hooray for ignorant $&#$% faces that make the roads an unnecessarily dangerous place!

2. The honourable samurice Ronin Warrior.

These honourable and noble warriors, are avenging a fallen master, who was defeated dishonourably in a VTEC highway battle. Their master was more than likely slain, when their opponent secretly hit the NAAWWSS.
These honourable warriors will not stop, until they have avenged the defeat of their master, by beating anything else on the motorway, with their 1.5l SOHC 'colostomy bag brown' Honda Civic.
Unfortunately, if one of these modern day Ronin were to (Theoretically) beat someone in a race, they dont seem as keen to commit seppuku as per their more traditional Ronin counterparts.

that's gold Jerry, gold.