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Postby Adamal » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:36 pm

So I was heading to the south side of the harbour bridge from the shore this afternoon, and there was an accident just before the bridge.

There was a badly munted Mitsi GSR Lancer. Looked as if it had spun out a bit, as the front was badly damaged and the rear was badly pressed in. For it not to be a write off would be a miracle.
Obviously concrete wall VS GSR and the concrete wall came out better off.

So I'm passing by, and look at the number plate....

UNSPUN.

You could almost make a Tui ad of it....
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Postby Dirtbag » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:35 am

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Postby Akane » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:23 am

Just like that guy with the plate NO GRIP, he couldn't even break traction in 2nd........ WTF's up with that?
No "stance", no "hellaflush", none of that bullshit. Nothing but no grip on full boost.
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Postby Dell'Orto » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:08 am

Yeah but that car is a piece of shit, I heard its an NA auto
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Postby flygt4 » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:30 pm

hahahaha i heard he got beaten by a 1986 honda civic off the lights :lol: and it was stock au.
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Postby 85AW20v » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:18 pm

On the same theme - quite a few years ago some mates were putting a few bets on some horses. Happened to be there were only 5 in the race due to others being scratched so they did the combinations to cover themselves over 4 of them.

The race was run and the fifth horse won.

And guess what it was called.......

Poetic Justice :D
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Postby Dirtbag » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:24 pm

hahaha, thats classic :lol:

had couple people through work on cup day here in chch, no one that I asked won anything :? couple people got even, but no decent winners (couple people said they gained $20 bucks)
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Postby Jebus » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:25 pm

Oh, how about that time in Milwakee....
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Postby crnkin » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:50 pm

youve never been to milwakee
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Postby Chickenman » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:25 am

Milwaukee


And I seen him there... clutching his groin sniffing at the air, with a puckered lip that had lost it's sneer.
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