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F$%&#$g Theives!!

Postby Punter » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:21 am

Well,

Last night at about 1am, I woke up to a car idling outside my place, Then heard a couple of little bangs.

I sat up and look out my window to see a couple of little c**ts trying to break into my car. So I sprint out to the garage (In my boxers) and throw the door up and chased them off with a hammer.

Little $&#$% were gone before I could get near them. (were driving a black mazda familia hatch back, probably a gtx)

So pissed off, they smashed my door handle in half.

Can't see what they'd want with a standard 91 levin with rough paint and miss matched wheels anyway.
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Re: F$%&#$g Theives!!

Postby ~SlideWays~ » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:26 am

Punter wrote:... with a hammer.

Little $&#$% were gone before I could get near them.


You obviously need some sort of long range weapon.

Seriously though...fukn cnuts.
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Postby B ROWDY » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:31 am

Man that blows goats! Shame you couldnt have got them with the hammer :evil: :twisted:

In my experience they take anything (come on look at my car)

Least they probably wont come back knowing you heard them the first time
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Re: F$%&#$g Theives!!

Postby Punter » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:48 am

~SlideWays~ wrote:
Punter wrote:... with a hammer.

Little $&#$% were gone before I could get near them.


You obviously need some sort of long range weapon.

Seriously though...fukn cnuts.
Yea I might have to get my brothers paintball gun out, 7 rounds per second should be good enough.

I slept with a saw beside the front door, my car parked on the lawn and my window open after that. (I'm just paranoid I think)
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Postby Silent Knight » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:49 am

Fill the paint balls with lead or arsenic...

Also, a hammer is very effective when thrown at someone or something... ie. rear windscreen of said mazda driving away! :wink:
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Re: F$%&#$g Theives!!

Postby xRyanx » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:49 am

[quote="PunterI slept with a saw beside the front door, quote]

What are you going to the with saw? shake it to make thunder noises and hopefully scare them off? :lol:

On a serious note, gutted to hear about yet another breakin/theft/stolen car. :evil:
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Re: F$%&#$g Theives!!

Postby Punter » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:03 am

xRyanx wrote:
Punter wrote:I slept with a saw beside the front door,


What are you going to the with saw? shake it to make thunder noises and hopefully scare them off? :lol:
It was one of those big curved pruning saws with a nice handle on it, I could do a fair bit of damage with it.
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Postby Punter » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:06 am

Also on a side note lol at the forum changing C_unts into "I'm ghey"
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Postby sergei » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:08 am

I would probably throw the hammer at their mazda (providing I had something close by to throw again if they decide to turn arround)...
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Postby Bling » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:26 am

that really sux man! You did all ya could in that situation, think a paintball gun could be good tho, what w*****s aye, hope you can get a replacement handle for cheap to fix it :(
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Postby Dell'Orto » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:29 am

Silent Knight wrote:Fill the paint balls with lead or arsenic...


Freeze them, it doesnt cost anything ;)
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Postby Silent Knight » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:36 am

Mmm, Boost wrote:
Silent Knight wrote:Fill the paint balls with lead or arsenic...


Freeze them, it doesnt cost anything ;)


Yes but they have a higher chance of surviving with just a frozen paint ball. :P
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Postby RED TOP MR 2 » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:14 pm

there wierd paitballs dont freeze you have to microwave them to make them nice and hard.my mates paintball nuts aye his guns modded and capable of doing around 30balls a second at over 300fps.
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Postby Punter » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:52 pm

Just had a word to a mate about it and he said some dodgy looking dude in a green commy followed him to my place on saturday arvo. Matching the description of one of the guys.

I guess the were hoping my mates car would be there or something. Going to have to talk with all the neighbours when I get home.
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Postby XERO » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:08 pm

Dude that sucks...

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Postby mr pad » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:54 pm

Meh. At least they didn't actually take anything man. Prob won't come back again knowing you came out after them/probably saw their car...

Ive had my car broken into twice in the last couple months, slashed tire, $600 sounds gone, $&#$% locks, ignition barrel... the joys of owning a shitty looking car...
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Postby rallymazda » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:00 pm

nail gun works well, bit inacurrate over long range

perhaps you need a bigger hammer?
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Postby Punter » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:06 pm

mr pad wrote:Meh. At least they didn't actually take anything man. Prob won't come back again knowing you came out after them/probably saw their car...

Ive had my car broken into twice in the last couple months, slashed tire, $600 sounds gone, $&#$% locks, ignition barrel... the joys of owning a shitty looking car...
Yea thinking about that I'm really glad that was all that happened. There was actually nothing in the car that they could have taken. So the probably just would have broken things.

They'd be doing bloody well if they managed to start the car.

At least I'm ready now if they try again. :twisted:
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Postby NA Drifter » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:26 am

Just arm yourself with a camera with flash... with picture taken, u can get alot of detail of it...
when they think of it.... their photo is taken, there is more likely they going to worry about it ...... :wink:
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Postby B ROWDY » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:52 am

Oho yeah, thats clever! :lol:
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