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by **Chickenman** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:54 pm

Our cat has had 4 kittens.

3 are black and 1 is grey. They all have white socks and bellies. They are really FLUFFY!!!

As yet we dont know what sex they are.

They will be ready for Christmas eve.

Will load some pics as soon as our new camera arrives.

So - if anyone knows of anyone after some pussy pm me.

Chur, Toby

by **fangsport** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:48 pm

who is the guy you quote in your signature?
reading the similie, i'm sure he penned 'Shiftlight'

by **Chickenman** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:58 am

Haha... don't start that again :lol:

Anyway..

Only true pussy lovers need apply.

I walk through the valley of the shadow of the library, my reebok resting on the gas... full of footlike anticipation and aching to squish the accelerometer like a slug on Sunday.
My knuckles are white and glisten with the sweat of a thousand retired pensioners shagging in the mid-afternoon heat, my tongue licks my lips as I think about my Grandmothers raging lust for Gramps.

Then.

He rolls up behind me like a big boy called Bobby in an overpopulated prison shower, all gleaming and hard. Chrome was what he liked and the glare was like a thousand suns... well, maybe just one sun reflecting off a thousand bits of polished metal, I know you get the idea.

Slowly he stalks me, I tense up and feel my anus shrink. It's time to race.
I look across, moist with anticipation, I see he sees me as I see him and he checks to see if I am looking at him.

REV... Rev.. REV REV. My midmounted engine rattles my bones... I knew I should have put some oil in this week.
HE responds!!! revdizzle!!! I edge forward from my place at the lights.. he moves too.. I've been parked here for two hours, finally a real rival is here to challenge me.
The lights change! I $&#$% kick his blingy motherfucking bullshit cefiro in my MR2 of doomdizzle destruction.

The End.

That shit is copyright too.

by **fangsport** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:34 am

are you , like, an author of something??

by **Chickenman** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:29 am

I was just pretending I was in form 2 again.. except without the death and blood etc.

OMG so shiny! · by **Dell'Orto** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:34 am

fangsport wrote:are you , like, an author of something??

Nope, I reckon its just the petrol fumes getting to him.

by **Snoozin** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:38 pm

If I send a Courier bag can you flick one up to me?

Website · by **Bling** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:44 am

you didn't answer Richards obviously genuine inquiry :lol:

by **Chickenman** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:56 am

Has it got bubble wrap?

Corolla FXGT · by **Brick** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:33 am

im coming over.....

Show me the mud!!! · by **Elmo** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:14 pm

I would SSSOOOOO take one, BUT, I live on a main road, and Im away too much :-(

So, sorry. :-(

by **Chickenman** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:16 pm

Brick's taking one for Christmas dinner

by **Chickenman** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:51 pm

Ok guys and gals - still have one more left.

Anyone keen?

by **zEpHyRiNe** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:15 pm

I'd take it but my flatmates would skin me alive

by **Chickenman** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:37 pm

Well then we will just have to put it in the mic-o-wave

by **zEpHyRiNe** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:45 pm

At least send me some pics before you do.
I need to reach my daily quota of cute pics, you know.

Corolla FXGT · by **Brick** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:57 pm

which one is left?

by **Chickenman** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:10 pm

the one with the black face

Corolla FXGT · by **Brick** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:16 pm

...well if it really needs a new home :lol:

by **zEpHyRiNe** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:35 pm

Chickenman wrote:the one with the black face

ROFL

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