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Postby mikeBrotherd » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:03 am

This is a good description of how NOT to port & polish your engine!

audiworld wrote:Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.


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Postby MrOizo » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:09 am

dont mean to burst your bubble but thats been posted about 3 or 4 times.

dates back to early 2005 :o

Too bad the off topic forum is cropped
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Postby mikeBrotherd » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:12 am

Woops i didnt check the date lol! 2003!
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Postby skoty » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:52 am

MrOizo wrote:dont mean to burst your bubble but thats been posted about 3 or 4 times.

dates back to early 2005 :o

Too bad the off topic forum is cropped


lol, I was just about to say that
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Postby Warren » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:40 pm

I've never seen this. (probably because I've only been a memeber for 6 months or so)
But OMG that is the most retarted thing I've read for a while. hahaha
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Postby mikeBrotherd » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:22 pm

It wasn't all in vein then ;-)
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Postby ChaosWarrior » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:35 pm

damn thats stupid as. Thats right up there with the guy who used hot soapy water to try and remove a floppy disk.
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Postby AE86less » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:53 pm

ChaosWarrior wrote:damn thats stupid as. Thats right up there with the guy who used hot soapy water to try and remove a floppy disk.


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Postby escortman » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:36 pm

bahahhaahhahahhahhahahahah
i havent read it before but damn thats funny
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Postby Adamal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:52 pm

What I find funnier is people that actually take what he did seriously..... :P
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Postby 79rolla » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:52 pm

AE86less wrote:
ChaosWarrior wrote:damn thats stupid as. Thats right up there with the guy who used hot soapy water to try and remove a floppy disk.


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Postby slydesigns » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:50 pm

...and nobody noticed as the flightless and extinct pisstake bird flew over everyones heads...
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Postby rollaholic » Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:05 am

dewd, this intranetz is Serious Business, no-one takes the piss!
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Postby mikeBrotherd » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:57 am

tgb.mr2 wrote:www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
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This is the MOST annoying site i have ever visited! Stupid dancer!
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Postby Bling » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:01 pm

hahaha saw that on juice recently 8O

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Postby scope » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:04 pm

i got rickrolled :oops:
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