What do you think about sex?

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What does sex mean to you?

A way to show someone your love
56
50%
A good time
35
32%
Will do it, but not really into it
6
5%
Virgin
14
13%
 
Total votes : 111

Postby mr pad » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:18 am

dragon_girl wrote:Meh, how dont girls screw things up then??


werd :lol:
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Postby Silent Knight » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:24 pm

Si wrote:this thread reminds me of the person who lost his virginity in a MR2, cant recall who it was at all, but give that man a medal.


Wasn't that Nuty|Mike? :lol:
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Postby Carpet Burn » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:37 pm

RomanV wrote:Yeah, if a girl is willing to $&#$% the first time you meet her, chances are that she has one hundred times before too. :?

Low milage girls FTW. 8)


But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:
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Postby Si » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:41 pm

guys dont get all loose and stuff.
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Postby CaM » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:48 pm

yuh

"maybe it's not the size of the train, but the fact that the tunnel's now a dual carriageway"

^^ true story for all the ladies that be complaining about chode size, damn whores
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Postby Simon K » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:10 pm

Carpet Burn wrote:But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:


Yeah double standards suck, au!
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Don't worry though, fluttering our eyelashes won't get us out of speeding tickets so it's not all good news for the lads. :P :wink: :lol:
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Postby Santa'sBoostinSleigh » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:33 pm

Simon K wrote:
Carpet Burn wrote:But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:


Yeah double standards suck, au!
:wink:

Don't worry though, fluttering our eyelashes won't get us out of speeding tickets so it's not all good news for the lads. :P :wink: :lol:

shes talking of double standards herself here to, remember back to the night you met me miss Ngaere.....who raped me, oh yeah, you :P
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Postby Carpet Burn » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:47 pm

Santa'sBoostinSleigh wrote:
Simon K wrote:
Carpet Burn wrote:But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:


Yeah double standards suck, au!
:wink:

Don't worry though, fluttering our eyelashes won't get us out of speeding tickets so it's not all good news for the lads. :P :wink: :lol:

shes talking of double standards herself here to, remember back to the night you met me miss Ngaere.....who raped me, oh yeah, you :P


Whats ya point!! Nothing wrong with a girl that goes for what she wants!! Doesnt make me a slaper! :D :D
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Postby mr pad » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:06 pm

CaM wrote:yuh

"maybe it's not the size of the train, but the fact that the tunnel's now a dual carriageway"

^^ true story for all the ladies that be complaining about chode size, damn whores


$&#$% LOL.
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Postby CaM » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:24 am

Carpet Burn wrote:
Santa'sBoostinSleigh wrote:
Simon K wrote:
Carpet Burn wrote:But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:


Yeah double standards suck, au!
:wink:

Don't worry though, fluttering our eyelashes won't get us out of speeding tickets so it's not all good news for the lads. :P :wink: :lol:

shes talking of double standards herself here to, remember back to the night you met me miss Ngaere.....who raped me, oh yeah, you :P


Whats ya point!! Nothing wrong with a girl that goes for what she wants!! Doesnt make me a slaper! :D :D


isnt that the same as an actual slapper "she's just goin for what she wants"
haha shit
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Postby RomanV » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:41 am

Carpet Burn wrote:But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:


Alright this is just my two cents on the matter.

Look at 95% of creatures in the natural environment.... The males are always fighting to impress the females, who are always picky in choosing a mate....
Because the quality of their partner will be reflected in their offspring, and they want the best possible qualities.
Hence a natural 'pickiness' from females.
Because this gives their offspring the best chance of survival.

The males are always trying to distribute their genetics as much as possible, to give the best chance of having some offspring of theirs surviving.

The same idea pretty much applies to humans, although they're a bit more complex. Especially when you bring contraception etc. into the picture.

But as much as society progresses, we still have those base animal instincts, which have allowed us to survive for millions of years, and they arent going away any time soon.

So yes, it is a double standard, and it always will be.
It's just the natural order of things.
Women are meant to be picky... men are meant to be horndogs.

It's not a perfect system, but it's worked for the past.... however many million years.
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Postby Carpet Burn » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:39 pm

CaM wrote:
Carpet Burn wrote:
Santa'sBoostinSleigh wrote:
Simon K wrote:
Carpet Burn wrote:But its fine if guys sleep with anything that moves though!! That Sh*t pisses me off!! And if ya sleep with someone the first night, um i might be mistaken but the guy is there too!!! He is just as much as fault! :evil:


Yeah double standards suck, au!
:wink:

Don't worry though, fluttering our eyelashes won't get us out of speeding tickets so it's not all good news for the lads. :P :wink: :lol:

shes talking of double standards herself here to, remember back to the night you met me miss Ngaere.....who raped me, oh yeah, you :P


Whats ya point!! Nothing wrong with a girl that goes for what she wants!! Doesnt make me a slaper! :D :D


isnt that the same as an actual slapper "she's just goin for what she wants"
haha sh*t


Thanks for calling me a slaper that was very nice of you.

As for RomanV comments, it nice to know that males understand that they havent evolved much, as soon as women can sought out how to get rid of you all the better!
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Postby RomanV » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:59 pm

As for RomanV comments, it nice to know that males understand that they havent evolved much, as soon as women can sought out how to get rid of you all the better!


It's also nice to know, that you obviously have no comprehension of the timespan over which evolution (alledgedly) occurs.

Instincts that have kept the human race going for millions of years, arent going to go away, just because we've been 'civilised' for the last few hundred.

And I'm sorry, but women dont get paid enough (because they dont work as hard) to fund any sort of research on the scale of what you propose. :twisted:
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Postby Mr.Phreak » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:02 pm

Women complain that alot of men are crap in bed, then complain when we take any opportunity to practise and better ourselves?? :P
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Postby RomanV » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:04 pm

Mr.Phreak wrote:Women complain that alot of men are crap in bed,


Speak for yourself. :twisted:

then complain when we take any opportunity to practise and better ourselves?? :P


No, they complain because they're women.
If it wasnt that, it would be something else.
Showing them the back of your hand used to keep things in balance, but we're not allowed to do that anymore. :evil:


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Postby Adamal » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:14 pm

Was chatting to my ex last night on MSN and she was asking what a Veyron was and why I wanted one (Forgive her, she is unenlightened).

I was explaining it and showing her pics of it etc and she accidentally splurts out "Why do you want such a big and fast car? Your penis isn't small".

I said "Thanks!" and then she paused for a bit and went "Oh.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I love it when females have freaudian slips :D
Motorsport is like sex. You could take it to track and have a long, enjoyable session, or you could take it to the strip and get it over with in less than 20 seconds.
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Postby RomanV » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:21 pm

Adamal wrote:
She said "Your penis isn't small".

(Forgive her, she is unenlightened).



You sure it wasnt that way around? :P

Sorry, bored tonight, being argumentative is entertaining
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Postby Carpet Burn » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:22 pm

RomanV wrote:
Mr.Phreak wrote:Women complain that alot of men are crap in bed,


Speak for yourself. :twisted:

then complain when we take any opportunity to practise and better ourselves?? :P


No, they complain because they're women.
If it wasnt that, it would be something else.
Showing them the back of your hand used to keep things in balance, but we're not allowed to do that anymore. :evil:


Muahahaa


So basically your saying, women arent hard workers, are slapers and need a beating, well what can i say to that, what a sad person you are.
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Postby RomanV » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:23 pm

Excellent, another women that knows her place. :twisted:

J/K all of my comments have been in jest.
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Postby Mr.Phreak » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:23 pm

Someone actually took RomanV seriously?? 8O
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